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St1ck got a reaction from Glen in Insane Maniacs to Protest at Roger Ebert Funeral
Westboro is the Mountain Dew of churches.
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St1ck got a reaction from RallyMo in Insane Maniacs to Protest at Roger Ebert Funeral
What's the difference? You're their all time best seller.
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St1ck got a reaction from Lhalo in Sprint 4g In Orange County
So I guess we have it now. Took them long enough.
Also for faster speeds on your phone I recommend finally fast.com my phone is running fast. Finally. Finally fast . com
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St1ck got a reaction from hk47 in ***Post your Smartphone Layouts here!***
Also, don't forget to cancel Showtime on the 15th.
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St1ck got a reaction from Ray McKigney in Friends is the best sitcom of all time
"After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."
"That's unbelievable!"
"Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."
"You ran?"
"No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"
"Holy cow!"
"Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"
"How could you do that?"
"Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"
"You're Batman."
"Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."
"You kept making all the stops?"
"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
"What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"
"Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."
"You did all this for a pinky-toe?"
"Well, it's a valuable appendage."
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St1ck reacted to JcHc3in1 in Angels' Jered Weaver isn't setting any speed traps
Unfortunately age evidently doesn't equal maturity. People expect better from a supposed "moderator."
Keep it classy!
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St1ck reacted to Ray McKigney in More North Korea Propaganda
You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? Yeah, where we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China and take it apart brick-by-brick and nuke them back into the f*ckin' stone age forever? How come? Tel me why. Say it. Say it!
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St1ck got a reaction from Ray McKigney in "Speed up" PC registry software
That's why I only use finallyfast.com. My computer is running fast. Finally. finallyfast.com
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St1ck got a reaction from hk47 in What have you watched recently? (Please use the hide function for spoilers or plot lines)
I watched RallyMo bum a cigarette from a homeless man. D+
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St1ck got a reaction from RallyMo in Posters who didn't make it over
I think we all wish RallyMo never made it over. Just an awful poster.
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St1ck got a reaction from T.G. in Keanu Reeves...
Everything was perfect in Point Break.
Who would have thought Gary Busey would actually outlive Patrick Swayze?
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St1ck got a reaction from ELEVEN in Keanu Reeves...
Everything was perfect in Point Break.
Who would have thought Gary Busey would actually outlive Patrick Swayze?
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St1ck got a reaction from Thomas in Posters who didn't make it over
I think we all wish RallyMo never made it over. Just an awful poster.
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St1ck got a reaction from ELEVEN in Kazmir 5th Starter for Indians????
Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change Georgie. I wanted the Kazmir.
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