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Damn, going from Porsche's and Range Rovers to a Honda Civic has to be humbling.

because they might have received strange looks from security if they walked into the stadium with pressure cookers

godzilla!!
 

Look man, about five years ago I was watching the show Taxicab Confessions and in one scene a couple gets into the cab and it's this squirrelly looking dude with this really hot blonde. Right away I thought "Man, how did that guy get her?!?!" Well, about five minutes later the blonde starts taking with the guy and the cab driver about getting his junk removed.
That was a no-fap Friday for ol' Brett. I went to bed feeling tricked and confused.

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Will she have her penis preserved and saved in a jar to take home to put on display?

I think the upcoming season should be the last.  As many people said when the series started, there's only so much you can do in a zombie apocalypse; you'll run out of ideas eventually.  

They should move on from the prison next season, maybe after hearing about a safe zone somehow.  And then they all die. 

Also, don't forget to cancel Showtime on the 15th. 

Just watched the season finale of Justified. I have a serious man crush on Raylan Givens. It may be crossing homo territory.

Solid first thread to post in.

Do you look your boyfriend in the eyes when he goes down on you?

Yeah, Anna Kendrick is...yeah.
 

I watched RallyMo bum a cigarette from a homeless man.   D+

If the paul bearer death thread didn't bring him back, nothing will.

And because he's black.

Too much swag cubsphil.

I wish the guy that actually won would post in this thread.