Justin

The Angels are definitely not the Cubs. The Cubs have won a playoff game in the last decade.

Damn, now I'm craving a lollipop. I don't wanna say what flavor, though...

Upton's 12-hopper home was not in time...

Heaney does not have a sub-4 ERA, I know that much.

Not if they interview his girlfriend again.

And how!

I miss Trout.

It could be both. Y'all.

Several weeks ago I bought tickets to see the Bees tomorrow. I was hoping to see Detmers and Marsh for the first time, but I can't be too upset to see them doing well* for the big club today. *So far

He had 90+ pitches several times across AA and AAA, however in none of those starts did he pitch more than 6.0 innings.

Maybe

Thank you Stassi for doing what Upton no longer can!

97

Seriously?

At this point, I'm expecting Fowler to be back before Trout or Rendon.

I haven't watched more than a couple of innings of the Oakland series because I don't enjoy watching the team lately, but I love watching a kid make his debut. Good luck today, Reid. Savor this moment: you have earned it.

The last time I was in a 99 Cent Store, all the items were 99.9 cents. Also, two ladies were having the single greatest catfight I will ever witness.

But just think, if he could learn that and learn to manage, we could get rid of Suzuki and Maddon in one fell swoop.

Heaney was part of one of my favorite Angels moments ever. Although perhaps not in the way he would have preferred.

The Angels are not going to make the postseason and they have a relief pitcher having a really good season who will be a free agent. I would like to say that it is mind-blowing that they didn't trade him... but it's really not.

My signature positive memory of him is a pregame show feature on a charity event he hosted benefitting some kind of program pairing dogs with kids at Children's Hospital. He seemed/seems like a good man. But that's not what you want to have as your best memory of a ballplayer, especially when he was traded for one of your three favorite Angels ever. More than any single player, Heaney represented the last six years of Angels baseball: Each spring we would convince ourselves that maybe THIS would be the year that he turned it around, and each summer we would be disappointed anew. I am glad this era is over.

Hooper never got its due.

You're not picky about whose junk you prefer?

I love when the jokes write themselves

If I don't ever again have to watch him pitch in an Angels uniform, that's more than enough for me.