Ace-Of-Diamonds

Trump on Homelessness:
"It's disgraceful. I'm going to maybe and I'm looking at it very seriously," Trump said. "We're doing some other things that you probably noticed like some of the very important things that we're doing now.  But we're looking at it very seriously because you can't do that.
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That's a word salad, the only type of salad for Trump...

It's a board/internet joke.
Instead of using the word "porn", which may trip up some work servers, people type the word "pr0n", which in theory wouldn't get caught by your work admin guys.
 
"Trout porn" is just fetishizing stats about Mike Trout.  Other variants would be, say,  food porn.

Trump's a maybe  

Hug your loved ones and never forget to tell them how much you love them. Live each day like it’s your last.
If you see someone struggling, reach out. Be there for them when they need you most. 
If you are struggling, please, reach out to someone, even if it is just a stranger on the internet. My inbox is always open. 
 
Tyler, this community, baseball, and your family will miss you terribly. Our Angels aren’t supposed to get their wings this young, and our prayers are with your new wife and your family. 
 
Say hi to Nick for us. 

We will face a Cy Young candidate, Mike Minor tomorrow, with unproven rookie Jose Suarez...

Cahill sucks period

letting him  pitch isn't good either

letting him  pitch isn't good either

letting him  pitch isn't good either

when Middleton is ready does Cahill get DFAed? l hope so

They blame the ball every year...

when Middleton is ready does Cahill get DFAed? l hope so

If you're 1-3 with a SF:
BA = .333
OBP = .250 

You would think, right? Basically, OBP is diving by plate appearances, while BA divides by at bats. Sacrifices don't count as at bats. So, if you have basically never walked, but you've had a few sacrifice flies, you can get your BA above your OBP.
I had to look that up, though.

Rengifo instead of La Stella? ?

Not a bad debut. 6 innings, 1 hit 1 walk 3ks

This is still hilarious

" our national anthem sucks. How many of you have it on your iPod?"
- Daniel Tosh 

Fuck our national anthem. I bring this up because you brought it up. If you'd like to continue, take it to the spin board. Otherwise, stick to sports.

Although Dipoto is no longer the Angels GM, he has left his mark and it continues to hurt the Angels with every win Clevenger racks up.
https://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-mike-clevinger-indians-20190321-story.html
Every win by Indians star Mike Clevinger is Angels' loss
Clevinger is the gift that keeps on giving the Indians, who parted with a washed-up reliever for a low-level Angels prospect who has become one of the best pitchers in the American League.
Clevinger, 28, reached the big leagues in 2016 and was 13-8 with a 3.02 earned-run average in 32 starts last season, striking out 207 batters and walking 67 in 200 innings to help the Indians win their third consecutive American League Central title. He ranked sixth in the AL in ERA and seventh among pitchers in Wins Above Replacement.
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Thanks again Dipshitpoto

Although Dipoto is no longer the Angels GM, he has left his mark and it continues to hurt the Angels with every win Clevenger racks up.
https://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-mike-clevinger-indians-20190321-story.html
Every win by Indians star Mike Clevinger is Angels' loss
Clevinger is the gift that keeps on giving the Indians, who parted with a washed-up reliever for a low-level Angels prospect who has become one of the best pitchers in the American League.
Clevinger, 28, reached the big leagues in 2016 and was 13-8 with a 3.02 earned-run average in 32 starts last season, striking out 207 batters and walking 67 in 200 innings to help the Indians win their third consecutive American League Central title. He ranked sixth in the AL in ERA and seventh among pitchers in Wins Above Replacement.
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Thanks again Dipshitpoto

God gave us hands for a reason, I prefer a sport that can't be played by a double amputee.

you left Ohtani off your list.