the dude abides

This guy must have a microscopic penis.

Nice bunt, Aybar. Jesus Christ.

What the fvck was that?

That guy second amendmented the shit out of that theater.

How does one calculate that return on investment? He's essentially paying Josh $68MM to shove a bat up his (Arte's) cornhole (and not in the fun way.... Or so I'm told)

Nice fuvcking inning

A racist WWE superstar??? C'mon! Next you're going to tell me that there are racist NASCAR drivers.

Now I have that Alanis song in my head.

Outstanding.

Fan is frantically researching this as we type.Give him a minute.

In the meme that was posted, how far along (approximately) is the fetus? Also, what percentage of abortions occur when fetus is at this stage or beyond?

Honestly, if it's between Jeb, Hillary and Clownstick, I wouldn't mind this at all. Though, I doubt most who lean left would even consider voting for him.

No, it was because the sentence was too long.

Nope.

Probably tried to eagle drop it after eating a shitload of Indian food.

Wrong. The conversation bottomed out when you started spouting that those in the pro-choice camp support murder. Carry on...

In terms of cringe-worthiness, I thought it would be hard to top when she quoted the Beatles "Yesterday". I was wrong.

GI Joke, at an FRC Action committee meeting this weekend: ---------- Moderator Frank Luntz asked Trump whether he has ever asked God for forgiveness. "I am not sure I have. I just go on and try to do a better job from there. I don't think so," he said. "I think if I do something wrong, I think, I just try and make it right. I don't bring God into that picture. I don't." Trump said that while he hasn't asked God for forgiveness, he does participate in Holy Communion. "When I drink my little wine -- which is about the only wine I drink -- and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of asking for forgiveness, and I do that as often as possible because I feel cleansed," he said. "I think in terms of 'let's go on and let's make it right.'" http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/18/politics/trump-has-never-sought-forgiveness/ -------- Way to know your audience, Clownstick! Though, I do kinda like that he offended some of the FRC loons in attendance.

High five on that one... err... rather... forearm bash

Silly noob. Bet he doesn't try to pull that shit again.

I'm fairly left-leaning and my head will explode if she's elected.

Very sorry to hear this Strad. He sounds like a great man.

Dammit. Who is messing with my pseudo mod abilities?

GI Joke >>>>> F. Von Clownstick, in my opinion. This may warrant a thread title change. Luckily, I possess the powers to make it happen.

literal lol @ "GI Joke".