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  1. Wisco ‏@Wisco 5m5 minutes ago #KimDavis' attorney is demanding a full size cross be installed in her jail cell, so she can climb up on it Joe Householder ‏@JoeHouseholder 7m7 minutes ago Will #KimDavis request conjugal visits with all four of her husbands, or just one?
  2. Martyrdom is now official. The thrice divorced moral crusader will remain in jail until she complies with orders to issue marriage licenses: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/latest-hundreds-protesters-gay-marriage-hearing-33506859 Time for her to cash in on wingnut welfare.
  3. I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino. I should have had you get me three of these things!
  4. Very sorry to hear this, LB. Sounds like a great man. My sincere condolences.
  5. I've yet to watch a single episode of this show. Ever. This may change thanks to Gary Busey.
  6. 100% agree. It does, however, justify me being unsympathetic that this guy is now worm food.
  7. Newspaper delivery ladies across the state of Texas are on high alert.
  8. Second video apparently shows he was holding a knife. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/2nd-video-brings-clarity-gilbert-flores-shooting-bexar-county-da-n420256 http://www.ksat.com/news/local/two-videos-show-texas-deputies-shooting-man_
  9. Well, that tweet seems to have backfired in epic fashion. Regarding the shooting itself, I read the guy apparently stabbed a lady in the head while she was holding an infant. Not a huge loss for mankind if this is the case.
  10. Yep. Once she's thrown in jail for contempt she'll officially be a martyr. And probably a millionaire as well.
  11. Wow. Almost as bad as throwing a flash grenade in an infant's crib.
  12. Kentucky clerk is still refusing to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples, citing that she is "standing for God." In related news, this same clerk is currently on her fourth marriage. http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/latest-marriage-licenses-kentucky-clerks-office-33449203
  13. Sarah Palin to interview Clownstick tonight. This is likely to be the greatest thing in the history of mankind: http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/08/sarah-palin-donald-trump-interview-2016-election-213134
  14. Wouldn't this technically be considered a dick roll?
  15. Mrs. Betty Bowers ‏@BettyBowers #TrumpBible Look, his birth certificate name -- Christ -- is on everything! But he died broke. For a Jew, Jesus was very stupid about money.
  16. Kevin M. Kruse ‏@KevinMKruse "Jesus of Nazareth? Maybe. I've got credible evidence from some top Romans that says he isn't." #TrumpBible
  17. Apparently Twitter has been having some fun with Trump bible quotes. Mike McShane @MQ_McShane I would have rebuilt the walls of Jericho and made the Canaanites pay for it #TrumpBible Jeff Fecke @jkfecke Samaria sends us their murderers, their rapists, and some, I assume, are good Samaritans. #TrumpBible
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