the dude abides

It's Trump's birth name... (at least according to Jon Stewart) http://gawker.com/donald-trump-lashes-out-at-jon-stewart-for-revealing-hi-489657795

Interesting. Confederate flag cake design rejected, but ISIS flag OK: http://abcnews.go.com/Business/walmart-apologizes-making-isis-cake-man-denied-confederate/story?id=32103721

I already did this in the marriage thread. I'm hurt that nobody noticed the handiwork.

No, no, no! There is much more research to be done. Our specimen seems to have adapted outside his normal habitat to the point where he has self-declared victory, which is an amazing breakthrough! This could indicate a very close relationship (in terms of DNA) between our specimen and neanderthalensis Trump, a previously found link in our fossil record.

Range balls have always been my go to. A little white out on the stripes will lessen the judgmental looks from other golfers.

The specimen in his natural habitat may be accustomed to only having to provide anecdotal evidence. Give him time. He seems to have made great progress with fire, hand tools, and internets.

We must use caution when addressing the specimen, as questions that challenge the previously mentioned "cherry picked statistics" could cause him to retreat to his shelter (which we will assume at this point is a cave) Though we know little about neanderthalensis modernus, I think we can infer based on his ability to use the internet that he is probably aware of fire and simple tools. Questioning his statistics could anger the specimen and could result in him using his newly found fire and tools to harm himself, or others.

Yes, I too have observed similar behavior with this specimen. It appears he will emerge from his cave with some cherry picked stats, fire them off for several hours, and retreat. He'll sometimes engage in conversations with himself, in the form of responding to his own posts, which may indicate some form of schizophrenia with the specimen.

Another take away is when he says "I'm bowing out for a bit", he really means "I'll be back in 5 minutes". He is a fascinating specimen. Neanderthalensis Modernus.

You shouldn't have.You were spot on with that post.

Literal lol there.

Your stance on guns really f*cks up the algorithm.

A pseudo-intellectual lunker at that.

Probably has to do with religion. The bible and quran aren't exactly kind when addressing homosexuality.

Were you by chance an assbirth? Honest question here.

Huh? I was talking about Hillary.

Yep. This was mentioned on Bill Maher last night. Dick Cheney and the Koch brothers were on board before Obama and Hillary. By a few years, even.

Sanders (94%) Hillary (85%) O'Malley Paul Cruz Surprised Cruz cracked my top 5. PS- Blarg's 1-2 combo is awesome.

I get that most politicians are disingenuous, but she's been on overdrive lately. Hell, look at her Facebook page right now... You'd think she has been a proponent of marriage equality since Bill was in office (instead of 2013 when she finally "evolved" on the issue).

I lol'd http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/holy-shit-bob-costas-1714328813

She's so disingenuous.

It took nine pages, but we FINALLY have a beastiality argument. Well done, Juan!! Over/under on how many more pages before the "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" angle is posed. I'll set the line at 3.5 pages.

Everything.

Love this guy. I knew he wouldn't disappoint today: https://twitter.com/BryanJFischer/status/614446235194363904 http://www.mediaite.com/online/bryan-fischer-loses-it-over-scotus-ruling-this-is-our-911/

Awesome: "July 26, 2015: The Supreme Court rules that bans against gay marriage are unconstitutional, backdating the decision to 1993 to spare the nation from embarrassment"