NJHalo

It could be worse fellas, it could be past midnight where you are like it is here

All you need is a god damn fly ball and that 25 million dollars should get at least that done. Sick of his shit already

We would all do the same thing if we were in their shoes.
 
Career as rockers is over, so milk that thing for every last cent while you still can.

Better than Friends. For sure.

Oh, and reading the thread title I thought my mom and/or sister signed up to post on the site

The first day back to work after vacation always sucks

Are you talking about the "funny how" scene?

Great story. You are right, that could not have been scripted better.

Considering we would've avoided the Wells fiasco, and the [future] Pujols fiasco, I agree completely. 

The uniform got washed, but the head........
 
We used to, umm... "smoke things" in the head of that thing when we got the late shift. That smell never went away, so you were kind of Paying It Forward for the next guy.
 
There was no employee bathroom, so we had to go in the public restroom. Nothing beat the time my friend had the runs while dressed as Chuckie. Kids could see the feet under the stall, and kept calling his name, only to hear, "Get the hell outta here kids, Chuckie is takin a shit""
I remember the look on the manager's face that night as a parent was telling him about this. Priceless

Has LF been reinforced to support the extra weight? 

The Land of Trout! Fanwood, New Jersey (though full-disclosure was raised in Placentia, CA.)