cals

I feel like it's a good time to bring back this classic:

i was led to believe you were a better rapper than what you've shown here.

@Stradling are you gonna let this mo'fucker dunk on you like that?

Sounds good, Blarg.

Maybe later. I have a 90 mile drive to a pride rally they call youth soccer practice

Don't get me started on France

Too late. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

Guess this person has never seen the maga board.  Or any Pujols thread the first five years he was here.  Or any posts that criticize !GASP! Saint Kobe Bryant.
We have so many middle aged men here offended by so many things, you'd think this was a message board for an all-women liberal arts college in the northeast.

I wonder why dudes with big trucks need big stickers. Doesn't the size of the truck send enough of a message? They might as well mount a giant flag that says, "Micropenis'd and Proud."

Conservatives love Chick-fil-A, where as libs prefer dick fellate. Am I right?

Love this thread, Real talk!

Olive Garden Table For One is the best message board name ever.
I disliked the Autry Angels of Reggie, Carew, and all those guys who had better careers elsewhere.
And I dislike these Arte teams.
To continue the analogy, we are marrying these fading chicks in their 30's, but paying off their credit card debt from their Cancun trips from years ago, and paying support for their kids from prior relationships.

Shut up with your 401GAYS no one gives a shit holy fuck I'm angry and considering voting hard.

Nice chandelier. Were you voting in the lobby of the Biltmore Hotel?

Trump showing Melanie his greatest chapter 11 of all time. 

Aide: Red dot, not feather.

And then one of his aides will whisper, "These are Ghandi Indians, not Squanto Indians."

cals has obviously created an alt account.

Is all lust sinful or just homosexual lust? But more to the point, you can have your religious beliefs ("sinful lust") but why apply it to anyone else but yourself? Only religious fundamentalists, as far as I can tell, see homosexuality as sinful or wrong. Isn't the whole point of America that people of different races, cultures, ideologies, and belief systems co-exist together peacefully? Why not just live and let live?
How about this idea: lust is just lust. It is only "sinful" if it causes suffering. Why would you  care if two dudes, say @tdawg87 and @calscuf, wanted to cram their junk inside each other? If calscuf blows his load deep inside the rectum of tdawg, and tdawg likes it (as he  would, being a bottom), why does it bother you or are you worried about their eternal damnation?

and it all started with me saying men shouldnt compete in womens sports. I said I supported their right to buttsex. Somehow that was viewed as homophobic

Are you saying you have no control of who you want to bang and where u put your pecker? I believe you probably do.

That's pretty sexy, not gonna lie.