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Nice

Great AB by Pimpwalk.

Whore #2 down. If Whore #1 had committed her crimes anywhere but LA County she would be behind bars. But Who’re #3 is totally telling the truth, right @Taylor?

I heard INO is only keeping prices down so Lynsey’s boyfriends abuela and tio can still afford an occasional double double.

Sounds like the ramblings of a crazy woman.

Now he will know what it’s like to walk around with swollen nards. Welcome to the club, bro.

Do you ever apply the sniff test to anything in life? Do you ever wonder why I’m always right in these type of things and you are initially and adamantly wrong but then have to concede that I (and Lou) was (were) right? The point is, use logic, don’t automatically listen to what you’re told. For Ohtani to be totally innocent, then massive failures would have had to have occurred on so many levels that it’s either a lie or it’s incompetence on a historic level. I loved Ohtani as an Angel. I, like I’m sure everyone else here, was bummed he left (and to the f’ing Dodgers). Is that clouding my judgment? Maybe. But not likely. Not with with what we know now.

I don’t like to touch malt liquor. I hired that guy.

Me tonight:

If anyone could, it would be him. Or me.

If this is true, which is obviously a huge if, Ippei may be the most degenerate gambler of all time. And he was an Angel. We should all be really proud.

Good for him.

Well I can guarantee his accountant wasn’t Jewish.

If we are to believe what is being said, everyone in Ohtani’s camp, including Balelo, need to be fired and sued into oblivion.

But there were text messages! There is no way Ohtani knew!

My wife is oblivious.

And for those that do buy this you’re the same ones that bought the whore’s story with Bauer and also believed and supported Ty Buttrey when he retired, not because he was demoted, but because his heart was leading him new and fantastic places. Dammit we need Lou at a time like this.

I don’t buy it.

Ron Goldman will be treating his ass like Hamas tonight.

Fun fact: Not a Jew.

It’s gonna be a huge day in Hell today!

No shit, this type of thing takes like a year, not a week and a half.

Ippei is going to be a rich dude when he gets out of prison.

You see a Mexican dude that looks like an Indian dude. I see a new boat for Daddy.