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Pablo Cruise always brings people together. I'm glad we found common ground.

I partied with this dude in Galway.

Did we say Haole? We meant "treasured guest".

What about Pablo Cruise?

Yeah

Cork and Dublin.

Nah. I'd part with my .38 Special one, though.

You can have the Gerry Rafferty one.

If I die or just because?

My May issue of Prava hasn't arrived yet, so I haven't heard about this yet.

Happy Lagwagon Day! https://www.vice.com/en/article/rmjybn/lagwagon-joey-cape-may-16-interview

I’ll be in Chicago July 1-12. Can’t wait for the fireworks on the 4th!

I leave tomorrow for Ireland and Germany.

Go home haole!

At some point I became the steward for all my brother's old Leg Show magazines from the late 80's. Not my bread and butter but I didn't have the heart to toss them. I have a 100 pound box of phonography in my attic to this day.

When I was in 4th grade some perv left a stack of Penthouses and Hustlers in our elementary school playground. Me and a buddy found them a took a few before the administration disposed of them. A couple weeks later my mom found them (and remember some of these were real raunchy) and she lost her shit. I can recall her saying something like that there were people doing things in there she "had never heard of" or something similar. Pretty sure she thought I was a sexual deviant from that point forward.

You are a walking, talking Tucker parrot. These opinions you have are not your own. I am not going to argue with you. You lack the critical thinking ability at this point and I have other things I need to do today other than waste time. If you really wanted a balanced understanding, you would seek news sources other than libsoftiktok. The information is out there for you to find. You don't need me to tell you.

You're like 12 years old. Stick to baseball cards and sneaking nudie mags and let the grown ups discuss grown up stuff.

Just kick the Islamists out of NATO. Fuck Erdogan.

I certainly hope you didn’t report my response cbad.

We’re all very dumb and way too sensitive about Angels criticism.

Dammit, I think you’re right. They did go on about the #100 HR ball wayyy too long.

UnderTheJason said: Totally, I wouldn’t trust the UN to do anything. If it was up to me I’d dissolve the whole damn thing, lol

One time I was driving down from the mountains and through San Bernardino. As we drove past the ghetto a group of [edited by moderator] teenagers there a rock that hit my window. I slammed the brakes and chased them through a neighborhood into an apartment complex where I exited the vehicle despite the pleas of my screaming wife. I ran after them until they ducked into an apartment and slammed the door. I banged on the door and a large [edited by moderator] woman answers the door and she’s says “what you want?” And I say “there’s some kids in here that threw a rock at my car.” She says “I don’t care about your damn car. Get off my property!” and slams the door in my face. I yelled out “this is an apartment complex and I’m fairly certain you are renting!” Then I waited like 30 seconds and walked back to my car to a pissed of wife and drove home. True story.

I mean you guys ever wonder why I know who had my back and who didn’t during “The Dark Times”? I have 4 eyes.