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cals
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I just ate sushi at heathrow. Gonna go diarreah now.
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You can go pantsless in business class. That’s why I upgrade.
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Mine was worse. I missed my flight to cork.
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Dinner!
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Aye?
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Maybe crash is the wrong word.
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Man this is the worst biz class crew ever. I just want another beer and my food and then crash and they’re picking their arses.
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I think we should be giving Maddon a big thanks for those days off! Right?! -
I assume there are some in coach. But this is Denver not Dallas. Say what you will about democrats but the bluer the state the skinnier the (white) chicks.
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Only thing that sucks is that I usually fly out of LAX and have celebs with me. Had to connect in Denver so these are just regular folks who have made very good life decisions.
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The people in business class are just better.
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Slow cooked rib of beef sounds nice.
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Boarded!
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You know, oddly enough, I’m not a “cause problems” drunk.
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Still delayed
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He’s kind of like a skinny tony Gwynn with dreads so he seems like the kind of black guy Taylor would be comfortable with.
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He was just telling me about going to some giant’s rave in Vegas this weekend and how he has all his drugs in checked bags and he’s worried about it. Nice guy though.
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By the way I’m kind of hammered at the Denver airport. My flight got delayed like 90 minutes and I’ve been drinking since 3. Black dude next to me just blurted out “ah man, I’m feeling good!” Bartender says “you feeling good?” And he says “gooooood.”
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Naw I mean like we’d see a dog and you’d be like “hey is that a hyena?!” and shit like that.
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And @UndertheHalo would also explain stuff but it would be all convoluted and angry and really not make much sense. But we would have to nod and agree because we could tell he spent a lot of time on those thoughts and we didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
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And if you partied with @Blarg he’d be trying to explain shit to you all night (things you didn’t ask to be explained and half the time he’d be wrong).
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If you partied with @Jasonit just feels like you’d be explaining shit to him constantly.
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If I had to choose two AW members to get fucked up with I don’t think I can say any two other than @Kotchman and @Crampknees. Sorry to everyone else, but I just feel like hookers and farm animals would somehow be co-stars of the night if you took shots with them.
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Musk is a dipshit. The entire concept of a “trial lawyer” being some kind of boogeyman is so weird. All lawyers do is try to apply the law. Don’t like the law, change the law. It’s the rights version of complaining about cops enforcing the law.
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I stand corrected!
