cals

Is true

You is good friend

Drink up Andrei

Your cals friend much cuter than Jay Hernandez. We no fan of the brown men.

If you know these man or family, understand he now in possession of Chechen gangster. Is no funny, they will kills him unless $45.00 USD is paid. I thought he nice but creepy so I try tell them $38. Pleas do now. Is no funny. Send pleas to isnotchechengsngster@ok.ru Is no funny.

You go and give fucks to yourself

Is ok, I is fine. Please you stop asking now.

Nope. Had to say goodbye and get my shit and head to the train station for my overnight ride to Amsterdam.

You are correct

Well actually they are doing those things.

No they’re nice

Do you guys do anything to remove the starch from the potatoes before frying?

I’m at the Hofbräuhaus again and my buddy sat me at an empty table in his section. About 10 minutes later 2 extremely hot young women come over and ask if they can share the table. I say yes of course. Turns out they are Russian. We are talking about the war and stuff. Very interesting to hear their experiences. Basically they don’t support it, things are shitty because all the shops in the mall closed and they had to get here via Turkey. Did I mention they’re super hot?

Got off the subway last night and was taking the escalator:

I do!

Jealous?

My MLB.tv is not working in Germany. Anyone wanna FaceTime and point their phone at the tv? I’m in my underpants so I can’t point my camera at me.

On I like him. Not a lip gloss fan. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

He’s the skinny Latino? Not the fat one who wears lip gloss?

Oil money

Monkey, no question

Yeah, probably.

Basically.

He can handle it. He’s so good looking.