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    MLBTR has the Out of Options list going: https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/03/out-of-options-2024.html Angels Jo Adell, LF Mickey Moniak, CF Jose Quijada, RP Luis Rengifo, 2B Jose Suarez, SP Matt Thaiss, C
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    Pfft, they'd be heretics if they were in MLB. Or any pro minor league. Or NCAA. Or college wood bat summer league. But they're not, so they're not. Does anyone call the Harlem Globetrotters heretics? When the inevitable Gilligan's Island reboot comes, the Savannah Bananas will be ones making the guest appearance this time.
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    Toothpicks up for UL Washington. https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/03/u-l-washington-passes-away.html
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    Wait, is the Rangers magic number already down to 1? Geez, those guys are good.
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    What I'm expecting to see on my screen when Sano hits.
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    Will I be able to see Sano on the broadcast, or is he so thin now that the TV camera won't even make him visible in the batter's box?
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    Apparently. Who knew? And there's lots of Christmas ones, of course.
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    Actually, I realize now, Voldemort would be all over this hat...
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    This guy?
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    Yes, it should be a big dubb-ya, I tell ya!
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    It's not '61s fault, he learned to key directly from Samuel Morse, before he added punctuation to the signal set.
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    I'm not above using the same lame idea twice.
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    Gotta say, these Bauer tweets of him looking through knotholes at spring training are giving off this kind of vibe...
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    Yep. I have no idea what to use the new "thread fly" reaction on, but I think it probably has something to do with Bauer.
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    Ah, good thing losing Ohtani didn't substantially change the team.
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    Kate Beckinsale is not returning my phone calls for "unknown reasons".
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    Honestly, if he's gonna spend a pile of money, I'd rather a bunch of it goes into player development, minor leagues, amateur scouting, etc. Get us out of the perpetual bottom of the organizational rankings. Please.
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    Has anyone pulled Arte aside, and quietly told him "you can't take it with you"?
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    Sorry, The Athletic, but my responses are behind a paywall. If you want my responses, I offer plans for monthly or yearly access to my answers, and your subscription to my answers will renew automatically.
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    But are you really a Guillermo if you're not Guillermo 100% of the time?
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    I think this is the first Guillermo the Angels have ever had, no?
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    That's Sam Elliott's less-talented brother. He works down at the marina. Keeps Arte's yacht topped up with marine diesel. They let him in to the ballpark for free, but he doesn't have a place to sit. So he stands there for the entire game, 81 times a year.
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    Merriam-Webster now contributing to the overall societal decline.
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    What word are you trying to spell there?
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