Rally Gorilla

He talked me down from 10 million, the cheap ass.
Hated to part with it, but with just me and mama, it was just too much house.

I've been building picnic tables for squirrels so I have someone to eat lunch with
 

That would be like a beginning fisherman starting out with a Van Staal reel and St Croix rod....I'm not at a point where I appreciate this kind of performance yet.  

I love this idea.    I don't have the space to work on a project car.   But, I'm going to see if I can figure out a major project of some kind.    Like the project to land on the Moon, but on a family level.   

when you have big hands like i do, these things are even worse. i hate having to use them instead of towels. maybe this virus pandemic will inspire businesses that use them to now get rid of them.

It's also hard (for me anyway) to pull out my hands w/o touching the machine.    At least Dyson is being a hero by designing an easy to produce ventilator and rushing to produce 15,000 of them.   Hope they work better than the hand dryers.
 

It's also hard (for me anyway) to pull out my hands w/o touching the machine.    At least Dyson is being a hero by designing an easy to produce ventilator and rushing to produce 15,000 of them.   Hope they work better than the hand dryers.
 

I thought those were fancy urinals. Well I'll be darn.

That would be like a beginning fisherman starting out with a Van Staal reel and St Croix rod....I'm not at a point where I appreciate this kind of performance yet.  

Only if they are double-quilted but yeah.

Or, I could just use commercial paper towels that are cheap and readily available right now....   and then not worry about it.

It's a @tdawg87 joke. Once he is done blowing up his mom's toilet, he will bring you up to speed. 

Keep making fun of it and I'll take a Mace of Disruption to your azz!!!!

I sure picked the worst time to stop drinking liquor. It's been a little over a month now (hence the infrequent posting here), and still going strong--but man, working from home really makes me want to get drunk all the time.

Think of how rich and thin you’ll be, or already are?  And in another 30 more days?  Baller!!

I've seen a few posts now from people who are not doing so great emotionally these days.    My heart goes out to them.  I've shared that my family has been getting up at a set time each day and going for a long walk.    We've been doing this for a few weeks now and it seems to be really helping to get some exercise and sun.   Just as importantly, it gives us some structure.    A reason to not stay up all night.   A reason to not wear pajamas all day.   A reason to keep up appearances.     A reason to take a break from screens.  I'm basically getting fanatical about making sure it happens.   Luckily, the rest of the fam is on board.
Is anyone else doing a certain thing that seems to help them be ok these days?

you should have gone with one of these super sanitary beauties that all of us like to use in a public men's room:

Don't you people have pants legs?

Physically: Eating healthy foods, getting enough sleep, not drinking much, taking immune support supplements, sitting in the sun to get some Vitamin D.
Psychologically: Spending time with my daughters and girlfriend (we all just started playing Dungeons & Dragons) and two cats, working on my almost-finished novel, not reading too much news, feeling gratitude for what I have, being consciously in the moment as much as possible.
What I need more of: Exercise.

I've seen a few posts now from people who are not doing so great emotionally these days.    My heart goes out to them.  I've shared that my family has been getting up at a set time each day and going for a long walk.    We've been doing this for a few weeks now and it seems to be really helping to get some exercise and sun.   Just as importantly, it gives us some structure.    A reason to not stay up all night.   A reason to not wear pajamas all day.   A reason to keep up appearances.     A reason to take a break from screens.  I'm basically getting fanatical about making sure it happens.   Luckily, the rest of the fam is on board.
Is anyone else doing a certain thing that seems to help them be ok these days?

This reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode where a guy agreed to live in complete isolation for a year on a bet.    His friend would pass him whatever he wanted through a revolving door device, but there was no human interaction.    Initially, the guy just got completely hammered all day.    

I've seen a few posts now from people who are not doing so great emotionally these days.    My heart goes out to them.  I've shared that my family has been getting up at a set time each day and going for a long walk.    We've been doing this for a few weeks now and it seems to be really helping to get some exercise and sun.   Just as importantly, it gives us some structure.    A reason to not stay up all night.   A reason to not wear pajamas all day.   A reason to keep up appearances.     A reason to take a break from screens.  I'm basically getting fanatical about making sure it happens.   Luckily, the rest of the fam is on board.
Is anyone else doing a certain thing that seems to help them be ok these days?

Oh invite me! Invite me!
 
Wait....
 
Goddamit Coronavirus!!!!

I've seen a few posts now from people who are not doing so great emotionally these days.    My heart goes out to them.  I've shared that my family has been getting up at a set time each day and going for a long walk.    We've been doing this for a few weeks now and it seems to be really helping to get some exercise and sun.   Just as importantly, it gives us some structure.    A reason to not stay up all night.   A reason to not wear pajamas all day.   A reason to keep up appearances.     A reason to take a break from screens.  I'm basically getting fanatical about making sure it happens.   Luckily, the rest of the fam is on board.
Is anyone else doing a certain thing that seems to help them be ok these days?

This reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode where a guy agreed to live in complete isolation for a year on a bet.    His friend would pass him whatever he wanted through a revolving door device, but there was no human interaction.    Initially, the guy just got completely hammered all day.