2_Ring_Circus

Yup, until he proves otherwise. The greatest ability is availability. 

I hate to even think about it but yes... Do it. 

Bartolo Colon naked... taking batting practice.

Marathon of the Real Housewives series... all of them.

I'm wondering the same thing. Ugh! 

You can't cut your losses with a guy like that but you can mitigate them. Throw him in the 5 hole

gotta make you wonder if there's something in his contract that says he will always hit 3... forever... FOREVER! 

Seven years.

Don't worry guys, just six more years left! 

I'm more worried about what I just ate. 

The Ceej had a bad game yesterday with Iannetta catching him. Pretty sure you'll see Conger catch him from now on. 

It's not because our left hander is on the mound, it is because their left hander is.

the reason that's relevant is that Hank's kind of become the Ceej's personal catcher lately. Hank's hit lefties OK this year and I don't think he's ever faced Buerhle. Not 100% sure on that last part. Still though... I'm 100% sure you're correct. 

.314 average, .932 OPS, coming off a 3-4 game with 5 RBI.

 

You just know he isn't gonna play today.  Hank Napoli.

Correct! Iannetta is starting today. Even with Wilson pitching. 

Angels catchers as a whole are hitting pretty well versus other teams. 

Thru today...

MLB ranks

OPS: 5th

HR: 8th

RBI: 3rd

I'd say Sciosh is actually managing their usage pretty effectively so far.  

Ibanez

Hank just before his Mortal Kombat-like finishing move. After the guy says... "FINISH HIM"

"UNO!?!? DRAW FOUR! YEA! ALRIGHT! DRAW FOUR AGAIN! REVERSE UNO! I WIN!!!" 

Not according to Fox Trax. It caught the bottom of the strike zone. 

This is how you get tossed. 

Dipoto would be getting tarred and feathered right now... more than normal. It'd be like a constant bukake of tar... and feathers... sick. BRB after I throw up. 

The one dude on the left. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lubeIPY_B3Q

Elevator doors when you're in one and someone you don't want to ride with is coming your way. 

Seriously still creeped out by this... 

This effing bear at the Sochi Olympics during the closing ceremonies.