Glen

Only in cases of legitimate rape.

Trumbo to 1B, Wells to DH. Entire month of April.

Oz Great and Powerful. Not bad, I'll give it a B. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

I think it's vile when people make shitty analogies.

Plastic green army men are true American heroes?

I worked a variety of platforms in the Navy (H-60, H-46, S-3) and I've worked on F-16s and F-22s as a civilian. The 22s are...interesting. I'm trying to get into UCAVs now because I think those are gonna be around until well after I'm plant food.

Exactly. They're doing what they think they need to do to get public opinion and outrage on their side.

Why choose one when you can listen to any classic rock station and hear both of them several times in a few hours?

Between the Mexians taking over and the eventual implementation of Sharia law, we're well and truly ****ed.

I'd like some proof on the promised money to the Muslim Brotherhood. I agree that most of the rest is wasteful spending, although the part about AF1 could apply to any president since that's the official plane. Also, the cost of the president's golf trip was estimated at $1 million. If that would have paid for 341 workers then it means they were only making $2932.55. I'm not saying the golf trip wasn't wasteful (although I don't have much of a beef with any president taking vacations - yes, any president) but as usual a republican talking point screed goes off the rails of sensibility.

This thread could take a detour to Planned Parenthood-ville very soon.

Callaspo has only had two years with a .360+ OBP, his average is .335. Of course, he could benefit from being between Trout and Pujols (as might anyone in that position).

I'm gonna assume that Bernadette Peters isn't on the list and rail about the injustice of that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death I'm bored at work.

Today I learned that Clancy Wiggum actually exists.

Romo was trying to when he got pulled over. What's wrong with baseball players talking about this?

http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/03/cops_firing_for_drugs_reversed Some of them made excuses for their failed tests, including Bridgeforth, who told the commission he may have had false positive tests because he brushed white powder off the seat of his cruiser, which he “assumed was confectionery powder from doughnuts.” He also said he lived in a townhouse that shared a heating vent with neighbors who were crack smokers, records state. Bridgeman, meanwhile, told commissioners he believed his positive test was because he had a “habit of putting drugs ... from suspects in his pocket where he also kept cookies to eat.”

The underrated J Geils Band, "One Last Kiss"

I thiought spring training stats didn't matter.

That's exactly what I tell my woman before we have sex.

I like that people are using how things work in Mexico as a comparison. That's right up there with saying "Hey, I drink and drive but at least I haven't murdered anybody yet!" Good argument, people. Keep it up.

Did Aybar die or something? Where is he?

Hope you didn't do anything too gay today. Happy birthday.

"This “replacement player” who constitutes the very linchpin of the entire premise is mythical. There is nothing measurable or precise about his existence. Yet supposedly intelligent people have signed off on this utterly bogus piece of baseball idiocy." Just reading that made me feel smarter and younger than Bob Ryan. Reading the rest of the aritcle confirmed both of those feelings.

A few years ago my daughter got me a Zune for Christmas with some accessories. There are certain things I like about it but it lost out to the ipod, so I got an alarm clock/Zune docking station and use it for my alarm. Now whenever she visits I can tell her I'm still using it. It's the electronic equivalent of a horrible tie. Lots of good movies mentioned. I'd like to add "Mister Roberts" to the list. It's sort of a comedy but has a bit of drama. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048380/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1