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  1. Justin
    Ha ha. Fuck the Yankees.
  2. Justin
    I haven't been watching much lately because it just hasn't been fun. But I tuned in tonight to see Ohtani. It's still not fun.
  3. Justin
    8 home runs in 13.2 innings. Solid.
  4. Justin
    "I think I hate Heaney more than any Yankee who has donned the Pinstripes! A worthless loser!" "Boone should just escort Heaney into the cornfield and tell him to keep walking." "Fuck Heaney. And fuck Cashman for not getting us anyone better." I could go on, but you get the point.
  5. Justin
    My favorite memory of Heaney will be Yankees fans melting down as they discover what we have known for 6 years.
  6. Justin
    If Trout "obliges anytime a fan wants something," I would love to see him back on the field.
  7. Justin
    What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a- wait, do you mean jokes about Heaney? I got nothing.
  8. Justin
    Oh well. The good news is that any pending free agents will be traded at the deadline. Wait...
  9. Justin
    That was Pujols first home run since July 10. It is well known that he can't catch up to anything except meatballs over the plate. Damn that makes me angry. Enjoy the rest of the weekend, folks.
  10. Justin
    That's the only pitch he can hit. Why the fuck would you throw him one?
  11. Justin
    No, from an Argentinean restaurant. I filled up on appetizers and Quilmes before the empanadas arrived so I brought several home.
  12. Justin
    Leftover empanadas from last night's dinner.
  13. Justin
    Ok this is just straight-up pathetic.
  14. Justin
    It feels like Eaton or Gosselin might be pitching in the 7th inning today.
  15. Justin
    That's an oddly specific amount. Did one of you empty your checking account?
  16. Justin
    It's also too good to be 1-12 in extra inning games, but they are. Weird stuff happens all the time in baseball, which is just one of many reasons why I love it so.
  17. Justin
    A few days ago I wrote that I expected Fowler back before Trout and Rendon. I was only joking.
  18. Justin
    Because it sounds just like Gubi for the last decade?
  19. Justin
    32 pitches through 3 innings. My god.
  20. Justin
    It would be kinda awesome if Price throws a perfect game and that's the headline.
  21. Justin
    I believe you but I seriously doubt I'll be watching then.
  22. Justin
    Has Albert actually gotten fatter?
  23. Justin
    I'm at least gonna hang around for the Albert grand slam.
  24. Justin
    Just like Montas in '19. Garbage organization playing in the garbage ballpark they deserve. Fuck the A's.
  25. Justin
    Ain't nothing straight about those white shoes and dumbass elephant.
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