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    Google and the phone/cable companies.
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    We already know the nazis are terrible shots. All he really has to do is stand behind a truck and patiently aim at them one by one.
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    Good news everyone. iOS7 makes your phone waterproof. http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5241817aecad04b229832367-1200-2400/ios7-waterproofs-your-phone.jpg That was some master trolling.
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    Anybody up for grabbing some rope and stringing up some black...suited bankers?
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    Were they going on the honor system or what? I'd just say I'm a Muslim and get out of there.
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    Sometimes stuff prevents your phone from going into deep sleep mode. I'd say install betterbatterystats to check but it requires root access. You could try going to your battery menu and seeing if Android OS is sucking up all your juice. That would mean there's a sleep problem.
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    A 3.4 GHz processor would be ridiculous for a phone. 2.4 sounds more likely.
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    The Gus thing was definitely getting old by the time they killed him off.
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    It's a lower price. Mostly because it's a year old now.
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    This is what I kept thinking of when the nazis told them to show their badges
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    Bleeping weather. There's an app for that. Unless you have an iPhone. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ryanmkelly.me.beepingweather
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    Half those features I'll actually care about I'll never care about.
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    How to people manage to fill 90% of their status bars with that crap?
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    If you use google glass as a phone you can have a screen that size still.
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    It's like being on reddit, except without girls posting pictures of their tits.
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    Jesse is going to die at some point. I just don't know when.
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    I see absolutely no reason to have a smart watch. Screen sizes are getting ridiculous. I wouldn't want anything bigger than the 4.7" on my Nexus 4. The original Note seemed huge when it came out and now it's barely any bigger than half the regular phones these days.
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    Alabama doesn't have any major league teams so it still takes 20 minutes.
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    I certainly hope so. The good thing about a useless congress is that they'd probably need at least 60 votes to pass it. Unless this is one of those 2/3 requirements. I don't know the rules exactly.
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    Physics works differently at the major league level than it does in the minors.
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    Most of those are complete non-stories and they leave out things like the NSA or spying on the AP or possibly going around congress to blow up Syria pretty soon. Someone's got their priorities confused. Plus anytime someone adds -gate at the end of something it automatically doesn't count anymore. It's a good thing they're not calling it NSAgate or we'd have to drop that one too. Good thing the Patriots already had a lock on spygate.
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    I'm guessing when they vote there's going to be a lot of confused anti-war democrats who want to go along with Obama anyway and defense boner republicans who are afraid to agree with him.
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    The continuum didn't break when I did the same thread for Kazmir vs Team Mathis a few years ago.
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    I guess I forgot to take into account that they have hands.
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    Hypothetical scenario: Blanton makes all his starts for the year against a team of Josh Hamilton and 8 of his clones. That's a full season for Blanton and if he goes 160 innings or so then Team Hamilton will have about as many at bats as one full time Hamilton. What do Blanton and Team Hamilton's numbers look like at the end of the year?
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