Spencer

Lol, and they broke Christ Air out of jail to have him shred a vert ramp??!! Take my money

The one off Placentia and Chapman?

Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

Can't believe that movie came out 17 years ago

Peaky Blinders

Watched all the episodes, and it's f*cking brilliant.

It's when they don't ask that you worry.

The movie theater here has a bar inside and they card everyone, literally. You see a couple people get offended, but they even ask the gray haired folks and make their day. Just a good protocol to have to cover their ass.

I was at the Angel game last Sunday with my folks, and my mom and I were getting beers between innings. She didn't have her ID (left it in the car), and her response after the cashier denied alcohol was "Are you f*cking kidding me?"

She said it pretty loud, and I was dying laughing.

My mom is like 65 with grey hair, and pretty hilarious when she's had a few drinks.

Luckily the manager walked over and gave the OK to serve beer.

I was a little bummed out that the situation was defused so quickly. It could have turned into a scene.

Dibs on lava

All your earthquakes are belong to me

Radio station?

Wait, you can't head it in?

My reaction was "damn. I ain't even mad"

Always, it's how I was taught in grade school.

If you don't use the oxford comma, then f*ck you.

Been kinda obsessed with a beer I found at TJ's called The King's English. It's an IPA (or English-style IPA, whatever), 6%, $2.50 for a half liter bottle.

I used to say that about most cordless tools, but technology has come a long way in the last 10 years.

I own a bunch of 18V Milwaukee products, including a skill saw and sawzall, and it's all good stuff.

Dearest females,

I know you're all at some kind of brunch function today. I don't need to see you sitting at a table in a flower-laden dress, while your loved ones put up fake smiles for the camera as they peer out from behind a giant flower certerpiece.

Cherished memories are NOT being made today, no matter how hard you try.

WTF, man. Missed assignments on D...

Chick post:

"As a caveat of my recent promotion, I have to start coming into work at 7:30am for a shot interim period. This means I will unquestionably be more of an asshole since the mornings and I really don't get along well."

Wrong attitude. She works for some kind of high end travel booking company.

A map display is not necessary. I need accurate coordinates that can be displayed on a NAD or State Plane projection

I wanted to say something after the last game, but Despres has been solid as f*ck.

Dude has been a constant force pushing the puck forward through the neutral zone and covers both ends of the ice.

I'm in te market for a handheld GPS unit for plotting points on maps.

It can't break the bank, but it needs to be reliable and accurate.

I've used Trimble units, but they're expensive and I don't know how to utilize a fraction of what they're capable of.

Anyone use this type of tech for work or fun?

Maybe my internal thermometer is broken, but these 90 degree days haven't felt all that uncomfortable. Hot, but not sweltering.

Gah, this guy and his still-awful pirate crap.

That said, I could crush a few of those tropical drinks

Saw a bunch of middle/high schoolers walking with jackets on today, so its not just Glendale.

Such nonsense

I like the commercial that has been airing on the radio about Mother's Day.

"is mommy being punished?"

"we all are"

Mother's Day and Father's Day are two completely made up holidays that I cannot stand.

Looks like ours in Vegas are all gone too. There was one on Decatur but it apparently closed. When I checked their website it told me that the nearest ones are in Cedar City, UT and Yucca Valley, CA. That's a long way to go to not hate America.

My folks live in Cedar, and we'll hit up the Sizzler sometimes when I visit.

Their salad bar is, and foverver shall be, the heat.

You do realize there's people under 60 here?

Obvi

It's a high beam switch for an older car.

Thanks, captain obvi

I'm the same as cals. Most of my extended family is dead or they're strangers to me.

We see each other at funerals every 5 years, and I'm fine with that.