Spencer

Pellet gun.

I've got a crazy cat lady in my neighborhood and for about a year, those mf'ers would come into my backyard, make noise, fight, etc.

Then one day I put a pellet in the ass of one of them, and haven't had any come around since.

It probably helped that as it scurried away I was shouting "YEAH!! AND MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!"

Interesting comments about NL vs AL, from a pitcher's perspective.

One thing not explicily mentioned was batting.

I would have to guess that if you like to hit, playing in the AL would be lame, but then again Greinke is an awful batter.

When, in the history of the world, have there been 3,799 white slaves on a ship?

aaaaaand that's why it's racist.

I love it! Yay for super modernity!