Jason

I'd be demanding the government pay for my second arm, specifically a bionic one

There's a mom joke in there. You set yourself up for that one

Maybe not the last but probably the most significant one.

I think it should mean that the post is pussy like

In their defense I never heard anyone from the Dems ask for higher than a $2,000 stimulus check. So the $1,400 addition seems consistent to me. I’m sure there are people that want more though. The conversation needs to change to how we get people back to work in order to make their money

All you have to do is eat some Miracle Whip to appreciate Mayo

It’s better if you think of it as egg pudding

Does this include all future student loans at any school and any type of degree?

Haha! Nope, you paid of your debt like an idiot.

I don’t know anyone who has died from Covid yet but I know plenty who are really sick though. A coworker’s mom died from the flu a couple years back. I think I’ve just been fortunate that I don’t know anyone who’s died yet from Covid. I’ll take the flu of Covid anytime though

It is what it is and we will have to learn to live with it. Eventually once enough people get the vaccine, get infected or die then we will have some type of herd immunity. If you think about our lives prior to the masks and social distancing you’d be surprised how many germs you are constantly exposed to that your immune system destroys before you get sick. Covid-19 won’t be all that different for most of us. Apparently this new Johnson and Johnson version of the vaccine does really well at preventing severe complications of the virus.

Hopefully more like a cold. A lot of people die from the flu

Unfortunately this is accurate

I don’t believe the vaccine’s main purpose is to prevent you from getting but rather to prevent you from becoming seriously ill and dying from it

I would

That’s why still photos work so well.

What? People take things out of context to fit their political narratives? I never would have thought that was possible

Advantage goes to the Trumps

If the Mayo was keto friendly then it’s reasonable

She’s another worthless career politician that will never be voted out of office

I thought Jean jackets were part of mustache culture

If you’re implying that the money disappeared another way I’d buy that too

Then the EDD in California gets defrauded for billions of dollars and you realize it was our tax dollars that went to the criminals. It’s unfortunate that our elected officials are terrible stewards or our money

So I assume this author is thankful for the emergence of COVID-19. Got to thin out the herd

Exactly, it doesn’t matter who started it. Our DOJ is stupid