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cysomeawfulpitcher

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  1. Trout found a stranger in the alps. Break his windshield, Walter!
  2. Ah, the mind (or lack thereof) of someone whose idea of debating is "quit being a hater" or "ur jus jelos." Your parents must be so proud of your "swag" and "yolo" lifestyle.
  3. Redbox It's quite telling that people who list it as their favorite comedy ever on Facebook never watch anything made before their time and only like what's popular in the last handful of years. Try watching some Mel Brooks, you Bieber listening whippersnappers.
  4. Josh Mathiston is doing a better job beating this team on the inside than he did when he was on the Rangers. Freaking infiltrator scum.
  5. Never That freaking Alanis "joke" is the kind of crap that would be in a Friedberg/Seltzer movie. So hilarious that the other cast members of WC like "my pretend wife" McAdams and Cooper have better careers than those two. 8 years is a looooong time.
  6. Weaver CG, 1 run and many strikeouts with no offensive support from our Mathis clones...just like last night!
  7. The Tampa Bay Rays of St. Petersberg The L.A. Lakers of (then) Inglewood The L.A. Galaxy of Carson
  8. Chuck Norris destroyed that rock and we sunk lower to another rock. Chuck Norris destroyed THAT rock last night.
  9. Yeah, if you're in Austin. Everywhere else it's a bunch of dittoheads who worship Fox News.
  10. Yeah, those really helped us in the past. *cough*Wood*cough* On the bright side, the Doyers still suck.
  11. Could be the most hilarious case of life imitating art since Robert Downey Jr. in Less Than Zero.
  12. Yeah, there's nothing funny about us. We're the Dane Cook of baseball.
  13. Johnny Depp realizing, "Wow, I really am a sellout! I really need to stop doing lame Tim Burton and Disney crap!"
  14. Watching these guys lose to the Astros is like finding out all attractive girls find you ugly and vice versa. But enough about my life.
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