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  1. Futch Winkleman
    To commemorate this event, I wonder if he'll get a tattoo of a bull in a Mark Sanchez jersey.
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    Orwell's estate should rebrand "1984" as "2013". They'd make a killing.
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    Just be thankful he didn't shoot you.
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    The Sox have the best record in the AL. The Halos are third place in the AL West. Yeah, I agree... I have no idea why the Halos aren't getting as much love as the Sox.
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    LT, let me put this in a way you can understand... These men will commit CPC 187 on their sperm.
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    They won't have the chance, as these males will send the sperm straight to death camps.
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    His sperm will never be able to produce life. He'll be comitting genocide every time he ejaculates.
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    I think pit bulls are assholes, but I 100% agree with part B of your post.
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    Any humane person considering an abortion has already considered the "thing" growing inside of them. This is just one more way for the right-wing whack jobs to humiliate any woman who would consider an abortion. I'm surprised we haven't seen legislation requring doctors show sperm under a microscope to any male considering a vasectomy. I wonder why?
  10. Futch Winkleman
    Both are functionally alive. That is indeed science.
  11. Futch Winkleman
    Hamilton: "Just a pinch between your cheek and gums, and you too can put up these numbers." Voiceover: Now available in 'Ninja Turtle Wintergreen' and 'Spiderman Straight'.
  12. Futch Winkleman
    This will make a great marketing campaign for little leaguers.
  13. Futch Winkleman
    To completely preserve life, we should outlaw all male masturbation. Or so mtangelsfan would argue.
  14. Futch Winkleman
    Ex catholic, and I have plenty of respect for catholics. It's the leadership that disgusts me. Thanks.
  15. Futch Winkleman
    Excellent choice, Dwight. Welcome to H-Town.
  16. Futch Winkleman
    Yep. Quite farcical.
  17. Futch Winkleman
    More small government! http://www.politico.com/story/2013/07/wisconsin-governor-signs-abortion-bill-requiring-ultrasound-93762.html
  18. Futch Winkleman
    Speaking of those who shield pedophile priests... Looks like JP2 will get sainthood: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2013/07/05/pope-francis-clears-john-paul-ii-for-sainthood/2491059/
  19. Futch Winkleman
    Love child of Oprah and Barack?
  20. Futch Winkleman
    No, but the higher ups in this organization (including those deemed infallible) do indeed support these monsters. And these are the folks who decide how the parishoners monetary contributions are spent.
  21. Futch Winkleman
    This will never get old:
  22. Futch Winkleman
    Fair enough.
  23. Futch Winkleman
    This looks like a bad "SNL Digital Short" idea.
  24. Futch Winkleman
    So, you agree with both labels?
  25. Futch Winkleman
    lol @ "pro abortion". I guess that would make the opposition "anti-woman", right lifetime?
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