REDneck

Finish what off?

This just reeks of desperation... But hey what do I know.

Because everybody loves a cowboy!

If Minasian was going to acquire a bat he sure as hell waited to long to do so. Now it's going to look a little silly if he does.

Loup!!!

*Costa

All he needed was a rumor about playing for the Angels, and he went and got injured.

The dude was eating a "fistful" of cake yesterday after the game. Could the medical staff not supplement that with a IV of banana flavored Gatorade for his dehydrated cramping? I mean this is a thoroughbred...pump him full of whatever you need to pump him full of. And BTW why don't they have banana flavored gatorade, sounds delicious to me!

Rendon is a hemorrhoid! You can't actually figure out why it's there in the first place, all it does is irritate you while it's there and you just wish it would go away...and it eventually does in a short manner of time.

Yanks, Astros lost...Rangers about to lose. Blue Jays WON! Put some foil on your transistor!

Totally believable! Guess we're stuck with you.

Not optimal timing for my post then? I only caught a little of the game tonight via audio.

You know man I'm not able to catch a lot of innings with this team, pay attention to a lot of games. So I can understand how someone that does follow the team daily could develop a hatred for Velazquez. I personally love Squid as the 26th guy...You can't dispute his glove, he can pinch run and swipe you a bag in a crucial situation, he can actually lay a sac down and can win a game just with his glove. Last time I checked he was hitting close to .250 with a higher .600 OPS. I mean what do u want from the guy? If I'm the GM , he's my perfect 26th guy.

He sees pitches and gets hit by them....then lays up on the IL for weeks and months. I mean let's be real here.

Can't win them all, but they sure as hell need to at this point.

He had some cake yesterday, he's fine.

Nice haul if u ask me.

Strad has not not heard yet, but he's being traded for four 15k posters from another site...U gotta give to get!

Huge day! Big turn of events! How the F is Ohtani???

Taking both games in a DH. A Ohtani SO and 2 HR's is like a summer breeze regarding this trade. Very soothing!

The man may actually have something debilitating going on in his brain..we just don't know. I'm sure everyone is familiar with the reports of some cerebral issues prior to his return. I think it's more than skills eroding, and in this case you gotta feel for the guy.

Great day, awesome wins! How's Ohtani?

Nice first half! They need to keep the pressure on in the second half! And come away with a win or two!

You give up two of your best prospects for against the odds? This is what not trading Ohtani looks like. You don't get a influx of talent and you lose some of what you have. Fuck it's done now...so fucking win!