I have this coworker that eavesdrops on EVERYTHING and has to butt in with her 2 cents about what you were talking about, and everything that happens in her life is drama, and she has to tell everyone she talks to everything going on in her life...I call her the queen of useless information.
Phone call earlier today:
"Oh hi how you doin? Oh I'm doing ok...it's Thursday, I'm hangin in there. Just had to get my oil changed in my car, thought I would never get out of there, can you believe how long they take doing those things? My daughter's been driving it all over, upping our mileage, I wish she would get her car fixed, I don't know why she is dragging her heels on that! Anyways, I need to check the ship date on my order."
Holy crap.
My desk was next to her and I made them move me across the office because I was going insane.