Crampknees

That kids Swedish or some shit. Here is the real Larry.

The fact he is behind the wheel is frightening. He will smash into shit and have no idea it is even happening.

They didn't invite me to the event so their loss. I would have led the chant while holding up my Biden Bible.

It would have been better if the people who started chanting "four more years" chanted "four more years, pause."

Trump created the animals, from the beast of the earth to the creeping insects. He also created the exotic animal pubes who's follicles give him such amazing swirl. Genesis 1:24-25

I think it's pretty awesome. Easy access to the freeway, has a freight elevator, river front property with rafting/slip-n-slide, draw bridge with moat, and who wants to stoop down and shit in a hole when you can sit on a toilet and shit in a hole. In So Cal he could list the place for $850k.

They don't stand a chance now

I think she's farting.

I think she's asking do you want to go to the Ritz and make pee pee tape.

Russian plant with a gripe, fantastic. You never shut down your jerk off machine do you?

That was a good Atari game.

There you have it. Fly me out there, get my room at the Montage Laguna, pay for my golf, and I can fix it.

Faulty accelerator reminded me of the time I was younger and thought I could do motorcycle mechanics. Adjusted the carb on a friends bike and he shot off and right out into a 4 lane highway. I watched in horror as cars where whizzing by and he got to the other side before figuring out how to shut it down. I did a self recall, unless Blarg needs some finishing touches on his Triumph, I can make it go fast real quick.

There's none left without bone spurs.

He conveniently comes marinated in various accelerants.