Crampknees

16 minutes ago, cals said:

And 100% if you are married to a real estate agent, your kids have gay ass names.

Probably a woke name like Equity.  The sex on the birth certificate says "pending."

6 minutes ago, cals said:

Let’s discuss the saddest thing here:  Larry gets his news from a woman.  And not just a woman, a real estate agent, the worst women there are.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libs_of_TikTok

These kids get too much disinformation from all these sites they run to all day and do real stupid shit.  The adults run to their disinformation sites to bitch about them.  The circle jerk of life. 

36 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

This shit is interesting to watch. I fully back Israel but something is off. We have both establishments shutting down protest. Meanwhile, the far left is organizing this shit. The protests are likely a smoke screen while the establishment bends over the country or it simply keeps Biden’s failures off the front page. 
The majority of college kids and Palestinians aren’t good people but they’re certainly not  engaging in the violence of BLM or molesting children like the LGBT mob. I’d rather our police move in and beat the shit of the black criminals and gays molesting children. 

You are going to have to complete some diversity, equity and inclusion training before you are ever given a Space Force command. 

28 minutes ago, Jay said:

Didn't you work on that show?

He edited film for the show evidenced by his needing to edit his five-word post. 

52 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

https://news.yahoo.com/meet-transgender-space-force-rocket-154145924.html
 

Yes and luggage is missing everywhere 

Too late, this planet was already indoctrinated.

2 hours ago, Kotchman said:

The save the world from covid crowd is all about encouraging behavior that will kill 50% of these people by the age of 35. I get libs are attempting to improve outcomes by allowing these mentally ill individuals to compete against women. Outside of Big Mike these people ain’t exactly achieving in life. 
I don’t think respectfully telling these fools where to piss is a bad thing. They’re going to figure it out and that’s usually right before they commit suicide. Rewarding bad behavior and appeasing evil aren’t winning strategies for individuals or  nations. 

Have the gays and trans infiltrated Space Force yet?  

10 hours ago, cals said:

Same with Larry.

That kids Swedish or some shit. Here is the real Larry.

1 minute ago, Spirit said:

 

The cover of it is disturbing

The fact he is behind the wheel is frightening. He will smash into shit and have no idea it is even happening. 

17 minutes ago, Spirit said:

 

I disappointed in you for not leading the charge there

 

They didn't invite me to the event so their loss.  I would have led the chant while holding up my Biden Bible. 

9 minutes ago, Spirit said:

 

Maybe if there was video

 

 

 

 

It would have been better if the people who started chanting "four more years" chanted "four more years, pause."

12 hours ago, Jason said:

Swirl it across the top? LMAO

Trump created the animals, from the beast of the earth to the creeping insects.  He also created the exotic animal pubes who's follicles give him such amazing swirl. Genesis 1:24-25

On 4/17/2024 at 11:24 AM, Lhalo said:

This is some 3rd world shit.

 

I think it's pretty awesome.  Easy access to the freeway, has a freight elevator, river front property with rafting/slip-n-slide, draw bridge with moat, and who wants to stoop down and shit in a hole when you can sit on a toilet and shit in a hole.  In So Cal he could list the place for $850k. 

35 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Never worry, Larry was voted class secretary of his militia and is directing his compatriots to the border as we speak. They made a citizens arrest of who they thought was an illegal alien, but it turned out to be the Fillipino operator of a Chick fil A in San Diego. Stay tuned for more updates.

They don't stand a chance now

13 hours ago, Spirit said:

 

I think she's asking do you want to give me the Brandon sniff

 

I think she's farting. 

9 hours ago, Spirit said:

 

I think she's asking do you want to go to the Ritz and make pee pee tape. 

9 hours ago, Lhalo said:

 

Russian plant with a gripe, fantastic.  You never shut down your jerk off machine do you?  

12 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

That was a good Atari game. 

8 minutes ago, Blarg said:

As usual, it's not running and I think we've narrowed it down to carbueration.

There you have it. Fly me out there, get my room at the Montage Laguna, pay for my golf, and I can fix it. 

Faulty accelerator reminded me of the time I was younger and thought I could do motorcycle mechanics. Adjusted the carb on a friends bike and he shot off and right out into a 4 lane highway. I watched in horror as cars where whizzing by and he got to the other side before figuring out how to shut it down. I did a self recall, unless Blarg needs some finishing touches on his Triumph, I can make it go fast real quick. 

5 hours ago, Taylor said:

If the U.S. reinstitutes the draft it should be for the boomers who avoided serving the last time.

There's none left without bone spurs. 

1 hour ago, St1ck said:

Probably Rudy trying to get Trump to finally pay him. 

He conveniently comes marinated in various accelerants. 

16 minutes ago, cals said:

The Ramirez guy is occasionally clever, but Jesus Branco is fucking retarded. 

Branco knows he only has to do the bare minimum.  Clever is too hard for the typical MAGA. 

41 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Cramp, wait until they finish your neighbor's lawn first, but before he pays them. You'll get extra credit added to your Liberty Score.

And a .0001% discount at the Trump Store, after you buy the membership.   

2 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Flamethrower. 

Quieter and easier to catch them when they scatter. 

1 hour ago, Lhalo said:

 

lol, good stuff.  I currently have some obvious illegals working in the yard next door.  Should I open fire? What would a member of Larry's Revolutionary Guard Corps do?