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  1. Crampknees
    Probably a woke name like Equity. The sex on the birth certificate says "pending."
  2. Crampknees
    These kids get too much disinformation from all these sites they run to all day and do real stupid shit. The adults run to their disinformation sites to bitch about them. The circle jerk of life.
  3. Crampknees
    You are going to have to complete some diversity, equity and inclusion training before you are ever given a Space Force command.
  4. Crampknees
    He edited film for the show evidenced by his needing to edit his five-word post.
  5. Crampknees
    Too late, this planet was already indoctrinated.
  6. Crampknees
    Have the gays and trans infiltrated Space Force yet?
  7. Crampknees
    That kids Swedish or some shit. Here is the real Larry.
  8. Crampknees
    The fact he is behind the wheel is frightening. He will smash into shit and have no idea it is even happening.
  9. Crampknees
    They didn't invite me to the event so their loss. I would have led the chant while holding up my Biden Bible.
  10. Crampknees
    It would have been better if the people who started chanting "four more years" chanted "four more years, pause."
  11. Crampknees
    Trump created the animals, from the beast of the earth to the creeping insects. He also created the exotic animal pubes who's follicles give him such amazing swirl. Genesis 1:24-25
  12. Crampknees
    I think it's pretty awesome. Easy access to the freeway, has a freight elevator, river front property with rafting/slip-n-slide, draw bridge with moat, and who wants to stoop down and shit in a hole when you can sit on a toilet and shit in a hole. In So Cal he could list the place for $850k.
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    They don't stand a chance now
  14. Crampknees
    I think she's farting.
  15. Crampknees
    I think she's asking do you want to go to the Ritz and make pee pee tape.
  16. Crampknees
    Russian plant with a gripe, fantastic. You never shut down your jerk off machine do you?
  17. Crampknees
    That was a good Atari game.
  18. Crampknees
    There you have it. Fly me out there, get my room at the Montage Laguna, pay for my golf, and I can fix it.
  19. Crampknees
    Faulty accelerator reminded me of the time I was younger and thought I could do motorcycle mechanics. Adjusted the carb on a friends bike and he shot off and right out into a 4 lane highway. I watched in horror as cars where whizzing by and he got to the other side before figuring out how to shut it down. I did a self recall, unless Blarg needs some finishing touches on his Triumph, I can make it go fast real quick.
  20. Crampknees
    There's none left without bone spurs.
  21. Crampknees
    He conveniently comes marinated in various accelerants.
  22. Crampknees
    Branco knows he only has to do the bare minimum. Clever is too hard for the typical MAGA.
  23. Crampknees
    And a .0001% discount at the Trump Store, after you buy the membership.
  24. Crampknees
    Quieter and easier to catch them when they scatter.
  25. Crampknees
    lol, good stuff. I currently have some obvious illegals working in the yard next door. Should I open fire? What would a member of Larry's Revolutionary Guard Corps do?
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