Crampknees

When the 13 year old in front of you jumps and yells for cotton candy in the voice of Larry the Cable Guy...you know you are sitting by rednecks. When the girl in denim shorts and a tee opens her mouth to boo Josh Hamilton and there are only four teeth...you know you are sitting by rednecks. When the guy next to the girl in denim shorts jumps up to boo Josh Hamilton but his belly hangs down more than his dickey do...you know you are sitting by rednecks. When 20,000 people show up to the stadium early not to watch batting practice or get an autograph but in anticipation of watching the tractor drag the infield...you know you are sitting by rednecks.

Luckily I only had Friday and Sunday tics. Hopefully we win today. I am still 0-fer there except the time I went with Chuck. I think it is because Chuck got such great seats, every other time I end up in the Larry the Cable Guy section.

It was brutal yesterday. Vargas looked good which was a positive. Ended up down the line in rt. close to Hamilton. Berkman hit a blooper that seemed Kendrick got in the way but was a hard play for a double, then Hamilton could not get Gentry out at home. This is when I was informed I would soon learn why he is the worst right fielder in all of baseball. LOL, I have a long list of Hamilton funsies I got to hear.

Hamilton has been in the news out here lately probably more than he has been in So. Cal. Stradling, I see you ended up getting tickets. I didn't even look to see where I am sitting.

That is exactly what I asked one of them today Katie.

you going to any games starving?

Still griping about C.J., come on. I will give you some Hamilton time but man i hope I don't have to hear about C.J. again tomorrow.

I will be among them with a creative idea of my own....wearing a Hamilton Angels tee.

We all get Trout as our #1 pick. The rest is just fill in.

I have never felt the government was really behind the "marriage between a man and a woman" biz. Just the ones running for government who never make it.

That stat won't be used but there will be one for "hit by thrown objects at Fenway."

We only need e-mail PM's for those wanting in the pay league. Everyone else there will be a free yahoo password and login here soon.

See if you invite went through so I can test my abilities.

Chuck, now that it is set up, I will go through the messages of e-mails I got for the CBS league first and send invites.

I got mine from a little league org I played a golf tourney for and they had a bunch. I will call the lady tomorrow and see if she has any left but they were selling out pretty fast. Can't guarantee anything but worth a phone call.

Time to see who is in: Chuck likes CBS so we are going to get it for those who want to be in a money league similiar to our football league. For those not as serious we will set up a free yahoo likely for everyone else and have some prizes. We had been trying keepers over the years but the interest dwindles. Will be a live draft in all leagues, however and give your opinions if you want to do a keeper. I say we just re-draft every year. I will be setting up the leagues here in next couple days after seeing who is interested. There will also be a home run derby like our yearly NFL picks contest and will post that info at same time as league info. Let me know who's in and what format you are up for.

It's safe. It gives you Lindsey Lohan and a Mercedes.

I had to google tainted love after this

The media just makes a case for everything to be sensitive about Tenn. They will come up with something else tomorrow.

I think it's the hoodie

Conservative commentator Glenn Beck was among the first to take to Twitter to point out the resemblance......end of story

I like the pic of you three with the beers. Full, half and empty. Bruce handles a draft beer the way I do. Can't wait for it to get warm.

I don't own any guns. I guess if the govt. wanted to give me some I would take them.

I did my bracket in less than 2 minutes. I just double-click the lower numbers. When I get to the final four and have every #1 then I go alphabetically. I think that's Gonzaga.

Rally, you said we had to use our names so I should win the food entry category.