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Thank you

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They are obviously all fags in the photo. The one in the picture is stepping out of his 1980 Grand Marquis dressed to suck dick.

Never heard of Straightriotism. Doubt I just spelled it right. It does have "riot" in it to signal all the patriots.

Idolizing Rittenhouse for Dummies would be a best seller.

I haven't met a MAGA where he isn't their #1 pick in fantasy this year. Second thought, I haven't met a MAGA where he isn't their #1 fantasy every year.

MAGA porn for sure. It does look badass as they say. It better be at that price tag.

I googled the top Yemini baby name and it was Larry.

The chicken doesn't look right.

I'll wear it with my new Strawberry Biden Sneakers.

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Great they are making Dash Carts, their smart shopping carts. They haven't invented the cart yet without the one wheel clanging back and forth and I have to wave at everyone in the store to ensure them it is the cart making the noise and not terrorists.

Made my dick bigger just looking at it.

@UndertheHalo is the aficionado of these rare collectables. If I get on the easy payment plan what will be the late fee for missing a payment. 2.6 million?

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It's a fantastic suggestion.

Mike sounds like he's onto something there.

It goes further than just speech. I don't want to but maybe I should commit a crime and when going before a judge start to talk shit about them and their family. Let's see how far my elitist ass gets with that.

The guy needs to spend a few nights in county. It is sad how MAGA cult thinks he is here to save them from the establishment elitists. The self-anointed chosen one, King Donald, gets away with shit nobody has ever been allowed to do. No elitist shit going on there. The petulant child God has to just rant on his new trillion-dollar shit hole platform and get whatever he needs. That's not how an elitist acts, right? It's unbelievable how easy it is for him to dupe his following. Blarg, how many millions is your Truth Social stock worth? I thought about buying some when it first debuted but gladly I invested in that dildo manufacturer instead.

I'll look into that.

Know how to proofread your funny attempts. Nobody sips on their tutu dumbass. I shine in mine.

Sorry, transpans need tranny fluid. Makes sense.

What's that pan thing? I may be a transpan. Just make sure to change the oil.

I've done ok in the S&P.