Crampknees

Uniform is already picked out.

I only hate myself when it comes to golf.  I had 16 putts through the first 5 holes today. 

How the teams being put together for this?  

Bruce can check though. 

They will have rentals, just depends on the price.  I think because it will be a bigger group they will likely give them out at a discount. 

I request to be on Victors moms team if possible. 

In Texas he would have been expelled when they found out it wasn't loaded while in his pick-up.

"Imagine a world where stoners couldn't make their voices squeaky.

lol

Sadly left out of this discussion is stoners who just think it is funny to inhale helium then try and talk.  I am not sure if I was ever one of those.

This goes back to the discussion about Jon Stewart.  There is no way they miss this one. I was laughing just watching that clip.  How does this guy even get a paycheck?

All I ever said was I would like him more if he made a little more fun of the Libs. 

I got ya.

arch, i dislike them both the same.  I was only stating imo that FOX sets up better to be made fun of. Yes of course Stewart will lean a little more liberal side but at the same time people who enjoy his show don't believe it is real news contrary to opinion.

And MSNBC isn't? A bunch of phony ass holier-than-thoughs with their hipster glasses speaking for the masses from way up on the high horses of self righteousness. Stewart could easily do every bit he does against the Fox clown posse against the other side on pretty much the same issues.

Don't get pissed off about it.  MSNBC is drab and boring.  FOX manufactures 7/8 of their news and is so sensational about it that it begs to be made fun of. Remember we are all living in camps with indoctrinated children and have no future.  Amirite?

I've always liked Stewart but I'd like him more if he'd do that with the clowns at MSNBC as well.

I have seen Stewart go after them all and MSNBC sucks but the simple fact is FOX is much easier to make fun of. FOX is a perfect fit for a good comedy writing staff.

"Bonjour"

lol

Me too.  They were saying the drop must be right where the ball was struck and sometimes when that happens the ball rolls into the divot.  I didn't know that!

Screw all the tiger this and that...come on Freddie!!!

Actually the guy has such a microscope on him that it was his comments after that messed him up.  Looks like they were going to let it go. In his defense he probably figured if he said F it I dropped where I thought I should everyone would make a shit storm out of that also.  Tiger has a shit storm cloud floating over him no matter what.

And what is this crap you can call in from you couch as nate pointed out (good find on that one) Why don't we all just call in when a double play the second baseman was 5 feet away from the bag or a face mask or horse collar tackle we only saw on TV.  WTF PGA unplug the couch hot line.

Bruce, I am going to Myrtle for the first time next month.  I will likely hit into the water a lot there and hopefully I don't drop a couple feet back. 

That was brutal.  I thought it was can't drop your ball closer to the pin.  Looks like I cheat at golf all the time if that was an issue.

What I love about this tourney is some guy averaging 1.5 points goes crazy. Couldn't have asked for a better first half.

I finished ahead of RallyMo, although that's nothing to be proud of. It's like having a better record than the Astros.

Everyone knows how much of a Spurs fan rally is so he still thinks he beat you:)

To be fair, this is probably the best forum I have ever been on.   Hands down.  And there is no Rangers forum, at least good one.

I like posting here a lot more than the A's forum.  The A's forum is kind of awful.

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Well you just made points with me:)

What gets me and sitting in the stands with some of these guys is here is someone who excelled for their team. All-star every year, silver slugger awards, plenty of avg. homers and RBI's during his time in Texas.  It wasn't just him but didn't the Rangers start jumping to the top of the West after he arrived?  Be bitter at the ones who sucked and cost you money.  Hell we had Mo Vaughn who tumbles into the dugout in his first game then proceeds to eat half the food in Orange County after that. Many families went hungry due to him.  

I like the fact there are Ranger fans on the site here but give better reasons than the ones you all copied and pasted from each other for not liking a player.  

When the 13 year old in front of you jumps and yells for cotton candy in the voice of Larry the Cable Guy...you know you are sitting by rednecks.

When the girl in denim shorts and a tee opens her mouth to boo Josh Hamilton and there are only four teeth...you know you are sitting by rednecks.

When the guy next to the girl in denim shorts jumps up to boo Josh Hamilton but his belly hangs down more than his dickey do...you know you are sitting by rednecks.

When 20,000 people show up to the stadium early not to watch batting practice or get an autograph but in anticipation of watching the tractor drag the infield...you know you are sitting by rednecks. 

Luckily I only had Friday and Sunday tics.  Hopefully we win today.  I am still 0-fer there except the time I went with Chuck. I think it is because Chuck got such great seats, every other time I end up in the Larry the Cable Guy section. 

It was brutal yesterday.  Vargas looked good which was a positive.  Ended up down the line in rt. close to Hamilton.  Berkman hit a blooper that seemed Kendrick got in the way but was a hard play for a double, then Hamilton could not get Gentry out at home.  This is when I was informed I would soon learn why he is the worst right fielder in all of baseball.  LOL, I have a long list of Hamilton funsies I got to hear.

Hamilton has been in the news out here lately probably more than he has been in So. Cal. 

Stradling, I see you ended up getting tickets.  I didn't even look to see where I am sitting. 

Why are they so bitter if they're happy he's gone?

That is exactly what I asked one of them today Katie.