Crampknees

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

He was a disco king in the 70-80's and buddies with all of the Dems back in New York. He could have gotten 12 moderates on the jury back then as long as @Crampknees wasn't in the jury pool. Now..., everyone certainly knows Trump and has an opinion of him that is far from neutral. You can't find a neutral jury pool in the farthest Philippines to handle these cases. 

Now that you mention it, it was the Dems back in the day that likely helped him not get convicted.  He owed so much money they just settled on pennies on the dollar and looked away. The deep state could have easily convicted him of crimes long ago. I could sell it though and go in there proving to be unbiased just waiting to convict, just like some MAGA's could do the same just waiting to acquit. The cult will just go to their X-boxes for answers and they will never be happy no matter what. 

6 hours ago, Kotchman said:

So LBJ and the Dems established government sponsored media to educate Americans on our religious founding and limited government? 
 

This was all part of the Marxist great society movement that bastardized the constitution, created class warfare, and adopted secular humanism as the official religion of our government and schools. 

Have you ever thought about coloring your thoughts, like Branco does.  You are truly one of the great orators of our times and to be honest, Branco is famous and he has nothing to say.  Think of the possibilities and chance for fame and fortune.  Now run, go start coloring. 

2 hours ago, Jason said:

Is it limp or erect in there? 

It's saluting at full Stormy. Some reason all I see are her tits in my face now. 

2 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

You need to get your head X-Rayed. 

Fuck, Trumps dick is living in my head. 

3 hours ago, Lhalo said:

I'm for splattering these pro-Hamas fucks all over the highway. It appears Cotton agrees.

 

People who are afraid to come out from behind their X-box and put down the X-files get all tough and shit. Stay under your X-rock where you belong. 

7 hours ago, St1ck said:

Larry wanting to run this back 

 

Larry is indeed there.  Top photo, right under the stars and stripes with the Jarhead cut.  Why is everyone there so much taller than him? Thankfully the impending big CW coming up there are no height restrictions. 

13 hours ago, Kotchman said:

Actually, most black lives lost are a direct result of lib stupidity. KC elected the next Obama and murder had increased every year. The mayor softened police presence and put a damn woman in charge. The blacks are literally begging for more police yet Obama light goes around promoting stadium taxes and student loan forgiveness. Socialism has a historically high kill rate

Is Obama lights wife named Mike and have a dick?

18 minutes ago, Jason said:

The Bibi nickname is pretty gay to be honest. 

I'll slap you, you call me that. 

4 hours ago, Jason said:

Nor should we. 

I don't trust anyone named Bibi and their last name ends in yahoo. He seems like another grifter to me.  Is he a champion of the MAGA's?  I need to know which side to get on. 

On 4/10/2024 at 8:07 AM, Redondo said:

That is going to a lot of detail just for MTG.  Color a steaming turd and it would have been easier. 

46 minutes ago, Blarg said:

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/04/11/business/truong-my-lan-vietnam-fraud-death-sentence

A court in Vietnam sentenced real estate tycoon Truong My Lan Thursday to death over her role in a 304 trillion dong ($12.46 billion) financial fraud case, the country’s biggest on record, state media reported.

 

Ippei is lucky he is in the US being fraudulant with Ohtani's dong. 

Looks like they did the right thing and bypassed the ankle surgery and drilled holes in your head to drain the canola. 

15 hours ago, St1ck said:

Jared Kushner’s Investment Firm Almost Totally Funded by Foreign Sources: NYT

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jared-kushners-affinity-partners-almost-totally-funded-by-foreign-investors-nyt

Jared Kushner’s investment firm is almost totally financed by foreign investors with whom he had dealings during his father-in-law’s first presidential term, according to The New York Times. Affinity Partners, the much-scrutinized investment fund that Kushner established after leaving his role in Washington, D.C., currently controls around $3 billion. Almost 99 percent of the money placed with Kushner by investors comes from foreign sources, according to an SEC filing made in March.

Jared Kushner's investment firm. 

10 hours ago, Lhalo said:

Why would I waste a perfectly good mask on a foreign rapist?

Well, there you have it. 

34 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

I love wearing green.

You couldn't offer that guy a mask to put over his eyes with all those in your trunk?

3 minutes ago, Blarg said:

That was from kicking the TV. 

 

What?  Do you need a mulligan?

2 hours ago, Redondo said:

Lol

People actually watch this nonsense...

 

“The View” co-host Sunny Hostin blamed Monday’s solar eclipse, Friday’s earthquake and the expected cicada breeding season on “climate change.”

https://nypost.com/2024/04/09/media/the-view-co-host-sunny-hostin-claims-eclipse-caused-by-climate-change/

I blamed it for my knee acting up again. 

19 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

It was pretty easy to pick Larry out of this lineup. He seems to be enjoying it the most. 

2 hours ago, Chuck said:

Like The Rock, I keep who I'm voting for to myself now. 

Also like him, I'd rather unite people of different political beliefs, walks of life, etc. than divide over stupid shit like politics tbh. 

Like The Rock, I also like pie. 

Jay likely has a pretty good set up where he is at. 

3 hours ago, Jay said:

Buying dog food today. I buy it online from Chewy so for fun I looked at previous orders to see what I used to pay.

In January 2022 a bag of dog food was $59.99, today it's $75.99, an increase of 27%.

Thanks Joe!

 

I thought you lived up there in a toolshed middle of nowhere.  Your dogs need to learn to fend for themselves or set some squirrel traps. 

6 hours ago, Spirit said:

Cramp loves talking about ghey stuff

 

 

It's been ever since Blarg told me I wear a tutu. 

9 hours ago, Blarg said:

He is Biden's translator.

Guess that would be better than being Trump's fleshlight like you. How much butter burst does he dump down your throat?

7 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

This gif doesn’t make sense to anyone other than you. 

Thank you

13 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Photo?

Yes

6 hours ago, Lhalo said:

It’s a parody account. A lefty pretending to be MAGA so ya, he’s probably a fag. 

They are obviously all fags in the photo.  The one in the picture is stepping out of his 1980 Grand Marquis dressed to suck dick.