REDemption

I heard that this week the Blitzkrieg Bucket is only Nein Nein Nein !

Judging by your avatar I was under the assumption that you were of the XY chromosomal composition, but it seems that the old anecdote about assuming rings true yet again. It is apparent at this point that you speak fluent teenage girl. I can think of no other demographic in which a "lol" is a necessity when discerning between a statement obviously meant in jest, and in this case one that would be a blatantly ignorant and racist comment. From here on out I will refer to this new rule as the "Lol Imperative," and I will take it with me on my high-speed internet travels. It especially comes in handy at the moment because I am currently embroiled in a vicious battle with a "b" word over on the Indians message board (I'm assuming you don't like women as much as me)and she has made many statements that I initially thought were jokes, but with her omission of the "lol" it is now clear that she meant every word.
 
He's not a rooster, he's a cock. If your first statement was alluding to something that rhymes with "master nation," then good one. If not, I'm offended because there was no "lol" after it.

This is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle mein fuhrer.

What is that ?
 
Area/Size/Length ? Seems kinda personal.

This is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle mein fuhrer.

This is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle mein fuhrer.

This is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle mein fuhrer.

I'm a beWeaver.

Nothing Korea launches ever works.

Michael Scarn !

Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon.

Hamilton is fine!!!
 
I blame the pitchers who keep throwing him change ups outside the strike zone.  They know he is going to swing and miss them, yet they still throw the pitch over and over again. 

Play a full game of Monopoly with Helen Keller.

Play a full game of Monopoly with Helen Keller.

We should strap a cheetah to his back.

I thought I heard the new Skrillex single this morning. Turns out I hit the panic button on my car alarm by accident.

5-7 after Sunday. Our hitters will get on base so hard.. and stay there. They're into tantric scoring. It makes it that much better when they finally do.

This is my ideal lineup.
 
1. Trout
2. Hamilton
3. Ianetta
4. Callaspo
5. Kendrick
6. Bourjos
7. Aybar
8. Trumbo
9. Pujols
 
I based my logic for this lineup solely on the fact that you can spell a word from the first letter of the player's last names. Except Pujols. He didn't really fit.

This is my ideal lineup.
 
1. Trout
2. Hamilton
3. Ianetta
4. Callaspo
5. Kendrick
6. Bourjos
7. Aybar
8. Trumbo
9. Pujols
 
I based my logic for this lineup solely on the fact that you can spell a word from the first letter of the player's last names. Except Pujols. He didn't really fit.

This is my ideal lineup.
 
1. Trout
2. Hamilton
3. Ianetta
4. Callaspo
5. Kendrick
6. Bourjos
7. Aybar
8. Trumbo
9. Pujols
 
I based my logic for this lineup solely on the fact that you can spell a word from the first letter of the player's last names. Except Pujols. He didn't really fit.

How about some Buttermilk instead ?