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Not that Shohei Blowtani scrub.

If a Yankee doesn't win RoY,  I'm gonna cry like a little girl. 

12 minutes ago, VariousCrap said:

, but she really wanted to get probed by him.  This is very common in Japan.

It's common to get probed by Ohtani whilst in Japan?

Kinky. 

7 hours ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

Is her name "Fat Mika"?

I searched "Fat Mika" in an attempt to find out if you're correct. 

What. The. F*ck. 

No reverse image searching. Let's try to keep it fun. 

What a pathetic AB from Upton

It'd be great to have someone batting third with a better AVG than .241 

Maybe we should have set it up so Ohtani could have pitched and hit in this series instead of resetting it to Sundays? 

I mean, maybe not, they know more than me, but it would have been really cool to see Ohtani kick the Rockies ass on the mound right now and get two hits along with it lol 

Old black guy looked like someone made him eat a shit sandwich. 

2 hours ago, Chuckster70 said:

So many people boo'd Ohtani when he was taken out of the game yesterday in the 7th inning. My daughter was like, why are they booing him dad, he's great.

I said, that's why. They're bitter because he chose the Angels over the Mariners. 

My daughter cannot stand the M's with a passion because of the shit she gets at school for wearing Angels merch, but after seeing them all sour over Trout and Ohtani at Safeco yesterday she told me of all the things she hates in the world, the Mariners are near the top of that list. 

Good girl. 

Gotta brainwash um' early hahahaha

53 minutes ago, Lou said:

swinging a bat takes a toll on a player's arms.

Plus, if a team knows he's pitching the next day, what's to stop them from planting one on his right arm? 

Etiquette. What's stopping them from doing it two days before he starts? If the sportsmanship was that bad, it'd be pretty apparent. 

But ya, Ohtani with the bat is a glorified frosh hitter. I've seen travel ball kids with better swings.

On 5/5/2018 at 5:27 PM, beatlesrule said:

You sure about that? I'm sure myself and some other posters knew he had not hit his prime yet and that he could probably hit better.

This is why I love being a pessimist. Doesn't matter how wrong you are, it's always a good outcome lol

3 minutes ago, Lou said:

A hint: 

 

Had to google search that one. So, a drinking problem?  

Damn. That sucks. 

What's his problem? 

To be fair, nobody expected him to hit this well. 

These guys can't even get Kole out. 

Wow, Albert made that look so incredibly graceful. 

We're punching these guys in the teeth. 

This kid is around the plate, even while getting squeezed. Looks better every start. 

Shoehi have my babies

Just now, Ace-Of-Diamonds said:

Trout .299/.437/.673/1.110

What a scrub

Offense got woke

Nice pitch on 3-0 to Albert

11 HR with 19 RBI?

Bat him 3rd for F*ck sake. 

MALDANADO!

LEGEND!

Nice slide by Albert. He's done for the year.