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4 goddamn BB? That'll help the OBP. 

"When you throw a strike, Mr. Trout will let you know." 

IBB to Trout and Upton double play

Kinsler looking good at the plate. 

Wait guys, I got it. Put Kole back at lead-off. He'll start hitting again. It's fool proof. 

Hey, you guys remember when we used to say Trum-bomb? 

Well, this sucks. 

Jesus christ that's the second hit for Machado that looked like it came off a tea. 

Lead off single? 

Shit. 

Great to see Albert hustling on that one. Good thing he's 100% healthy. 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME UPTON?

I wonder if Albert can come through for us. 

Glad to see he's okay. 

3 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Wait, why'd Simmons get to run home? The ball went in the dugout, right? I thought that means he gets to take one extra base (third).

Okay, so the first throw from an infielder that goes out of play, runners are awarded two bases from the time of the pitch. Meaning the two bases start at where the runner(s) originally were.

Second throw from an infielder (or any throws following that), two bases are awarded from the time of the throw. Which means two bases are awarded from the last base that runner legally occupied.

That make any sense? 

I'll take two runs.

Okay, Pujols home run to give us the lead. Calling it. 

Remember when Upton was crushing the ball?

Good times. 

Trop is cruising now! 

Just now, Blarg said:

No shmekles for you, schmuck. 

Why are you calling me a shmuck? That seems uncalled for. 

I'm taking bets, boys!

I got 20 shmeckles on a Valbuena strikeout. 

Ohtani needs to homer in his next two AB's and then we have a shot at winning. 

OHTANI!!!

Dude just ropes it against the shift like a pro! Great piece of hitting! 

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Trop mowing down a crappy team. If only the offense would follow suit.

Don't worry, Pujols is up. 

God dammit Upton

2 minutes ago, GrittyVeterans said:

Torii

There we go, thanks! 

1 minute ago, OHTANILAND said:

Do we ever sign a veteran player that comes here and rakes? 

...Guerrero? I feel like it's way too hard to think of someone else.