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I lost four pounds this week. Amazing what not living on iced coffee, Mountain Dew, and energy drinks will do for you.

Yak ends his season with a Hat Trick! Boy I hope he wins the Calder. In an 82 game season he'd be the runaway winner. Kid has been on fire. There's no better way to end this season than beating up on the Nucks, B-Team or not. We'll be back next year, improved. I think it's gonna be ok, I have a lot more faith in MacTavish than I did Tambo. I'm still not thrilled with the lack of a GM search, but I'll have faith until MacT proves otherwise. All of you Ducks and Kings fans, thanks a lot for stopping by occasionally and keeping me company here. Good luck to both of your squads. I hope to come hang out in your threads during the playoffs. GO OILERS!!!!

Yak with his second of the night! 6-0! In a way, Nail scored twice tonight for those pissed off Columbus fans up there in that video.

My boys are giving me one last thing to cheer about this year. I despise four teams- Vancouver, Calgary, Philadelphia, and Minnesota. Up 5-0 on these Wild clowns halfway through the second period. And Khabi is in net. Is this real life????

I'm so used to all my favorite sports teams losing that I can easily weather this storm. This team just happens to be the most disappointing due to the cost of it.

I can't express how happy that would make me. All four Panthers fans would ragequit the NHL and pack the moving vans for Quebec City. Kinda reminds me of this:

No problem! We'll go ahead and pencil in an appointment for next year, same time and see if we can help again. The Ducks and Kings will be the only other teams I will be able to be happy for winning that division next season.

Operation mini-tankjob in full effect. At least it's an abbreviated version this year. I guess it would be called Operation Tankjob 3 1/2.

Congratulations on the division title everyone. Enjoy it now because with realignment next year we're coming for that divis... BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh, man I can't even finish that ridiculous thought. Lowe, MacT and Howson will botch this to hell (further, I guess). Seriously though- congratulations on the Pacific Division crown and good luck in the playoffs.

I really hope that this is the last period I ever have to see Nikolai Khabibulin in net for the Oil.

According to Jason LaCanfora, Revis has agreed to a six-year $96 million deal with the Bucs, Amazingly, Adam Schefter says there's no guaranteed money on the contract.

Buccaneers acquire Darrelle Revis from the Jets. Bucs send the Jets the following: 2013 1st round pick (13th overall) 2014 conditional 4th round pick that becomes a 3rd if Revis is on the Bucs roster on the 3rd day of the league year in 2014

Look man, about five years ago I was watching the show Taxicab Confessions and in one scene a couple gets into the cab and it's this squirrelly looking dude with this really hot blonde. Right away I thought "Man, how did that guy get her?!?!" Well, about five minutes later the blonde starts taking with the guy and the cab driver about getting his junk removed. That was a no-fap Friday for ol' Brett. I went to bed feeling tricked and confused.

Scream "Oh my God, Juan Rivera is faster!" at my iPad.

Vance Worley has been Blanton-territory terrible so if they can't hit him tomorrow that would be brutal.

That should be the final event at Rexall Place before it's closed down- Lowe vs. Burke. Winner is President of Hockey Operations. Sure, the loser either way would be us Oilers fans but that sure would be entertaining.

Haha that's great and so true. Puck Daddy's article hits the nail on the head.

Hey at least your Ducks get to feast on em more often next season! The frustrating thing about this is that the organization really believes that every answer to this team's problems lies within the organization. Fire Renney as head coach, promise a widespread coaching search before settling on Renney's assistant in Ralph Krueger. Fire Tambo, hire his assistant MacT. Bring Howson BACK TO THE ORGANIZATION, promote him almost immediately. Then expect the fans to ignore this nonsense because "Hey look at all this talent! Rebuild! Rebuild! Rebuild!" I love the logo and love the players but my God I hate the organization. I will say that I'll take MacT over Tambo at least.

Nate I was happy for about three minutes until this very scenario went thorough my head, then I got sad again. Business as usual. #BecauseOilers

Tambo fired MacT four years ago today, SportsNet just said. And you know you're a Mickey Mouse organization when you're promoting the guy who ran the Blue Jackets into the ground.

Unless Lowe uses this press conference to resign, my enthusiasm will be tempered.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. And now watch- Scott Howson will take MacT's old job. It's an old boys club up there.

According to TSN, GM Steve Tambellini has been fired. Wow. I can't believe it actually happened. Paul Fenton for GM, please!

Apparently, Dubey and Hallsy can't carry this team on their back for the remainder of the season. That two weeks of hope was fun, though. Phoenix on Wednesday and Battle of Alberta on Saturday. Gotta win both and try to shovel some dirt out of this hole.

Congrats guys that was a nice win without Getzlaf and Souray. They thoroughly outplayed the Oil in every way offensively and defensively in a must win game for Edmonton.