Ray McKigney

Notice how well kept the lawns are.

I feel a warm front rising from the south. 

I feel a warm front rising from the south. 

I feel a warm front rising from the south. 

I feel a warm front rising from the south. 

If someone were to try this on me, I would "Coke block" them.

Wait your turn. I've only had people try to fill up at the same time as me twice and both times I beat the shit out of them for invading my personal space. 

Reason # 4684247 why soda is bad for your body.

RIP Bill Sharman
 

"hi, my name is george. i'm bald, unemployed, and live with my parents."
 
"hi!"

"Who are you, George Costanza?"
 
"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met." 

She's old news now that she's knocked up.
 
Das Wassup!
 
Give me Bri Winkler though anyday

I'm more of an Evelyn Taft kinda guy.

Yeah, Marlene. She tells Jerry, "I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do." 
 
Jerry's response, "You're a cashier!"

It's a time traveler!!!!!!!!!!

These oblong rectangles really get me going.

Interesting and clever ideas. I'm going to use a few of these.
 
 
http://seriouslyforreal.com/seriously-for-real/99-life-hacks-that-could-make-your-life-easier/
 

I've tested them for close to 15 years.

That's funny. Proves that girls nowadays are nothing but dirty, money-grubbing whores. 

These oblong rectangles really get me going.

Hold on. Let me listen to The Smiths to get into 8th grade mode.

I didn't eat dinner once until almost 9pm. That was pretty rough. 

Yeah. That's like $150 USD nowadays.