Hilarious post. He missed out on all of Grandal, Corbin, Ramos, Robertson, Harrison, Soria, Gonzalez, Moustakas, Happ, Eovaldi, and Britton, despite trying to sign all of them at some point and ended up with Bour (crap, AAA), Harvey (crap), Cahill (crap), Bourjos (crap), Allen (crap), and Lucroy (crap). He has been around for now his 4th season, and has yet to put together a .500 ball club. He has added 0 impact starting pitchers despite that being our biggest weakness ever since he took over. He hired a complete moron of a manager who everyone ridiculed us for. His biggest free agent (Cozart) has been an absolute disaster. Eppler is a horrendous GM and I'm not sure how anyone can defend him after the disaster of a team he has put together this year, 4 years into his tenure.