Justin

This umpire is so bad, he could screw up an intentional walk.

No matter how bad the Angels are, that can never get me to stop watching. The incredibly shitty umpiring could get me to stop watching the sport one day. It is so fucking bad.

I didn't want to be the one to say it.

Except this doesn't turn me on.

Who could have foreseen "tech problems" with this setup?

This team is much more dangerous on days when Rendon cares.

I hate them more than any other team in baseball. But let's not forget, their success of the last four seasons was born of the fact that they tanked from 2015-2017, where they finished last place each season, winning 68, 69, and 75 games.

If they are .500 or better at the end of the season, it is definitely a legitimate question to ask.

At the moment, they are 4-4, same as the Angels.

I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...

We're not gonna finish last in the division... are we?

I never liked you, Kole

Shit... will they even get another hit?

I don't know if any of you saw any of the Rangers games against Toronto, but they scored 24 runs in three games and still lost the series. They can put up runs... but they also give them up, too.

And I made homemade crab cakes for dinner

I'll take the over on that.

And this is why you don't run into outs when the opposing pitcher is struggling.

Wait - why aren't the announcers in the ballpark? I did not realize this was going to continue this season.

I want so badly to believe in him... but I just can't anymore.

Canning is getting closer and Fletcher is not. Good news about both of them.

If my choices are being disappointed and frustrated or a Dodgers fan, I'm choosing the former every time.

I love baseball but sometimes I really fucking hate what MLB has become.

It's always good to hear when someone makes a move and is now happier. I wish more people would do that. I have never been to Hawaii. That - along with Alaska - are the only two states to which I have not been. And I never thought I would visit, however last month my best friend from junior high/high school visited me in Colorado. That was the first time I had seen him since he joined the Coast Guard in 2006 and I cannot describe how good it was to see him again. He has been stationed in Hawaii (and Guam) for the last decade and I promised him that I would come visit within the next year.

Marlins fans must be pissed* *if they actually exist

Shitty replay officials work to our benefit... this time. There will be others.