Dick B Back

”elbow full of healing fluid”

No matter what Cam’s numbers are, we always expect better cause he was a first round draft choice and his dad won a Cy Young. Simple as that.

2 hours ago, Stradling said:

Why are the Yankees always the last to know? 

Cause the smartest guy they ever had is sitting in the Marlins’ owners box.

Ha!

The A game.

Seems MLB told the Angels.

8 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

There's some serious fuckery afoot here and I'm seriously considering getting a restraining order on the internet.

First of all, I had no idea teams had a "Visiting Clubhouse Manager". That's like being a bellhop. Did he fill the Gatorade jugs? If so he probably laced them with seminal fluids. I just can't even right now. I need a cigarette and I don't smoke. Oh OH and there's a fucking AWARD for BEST VISITING CLUBHOUSE MANAGER Jeff Fletcher fade me now.

Secondly, this motherfucker was doctoring baseballs....in the visitors clubhouse? Do they use those balls during the game? If so, was he doing it to help the Angels, or hurt them? What was he doctoring them with? We're the Angels in on this? I'm literally shaking right now trying to fully understand this insipid fucktardery.

If they don't use them during the game, then why, and I seriously cannot stress this next part enough, the thermoindustrial FUCK was he doctoring baseballs? Was he putting AIDS on them so the visiting teams would contract AIDS when using said baseballs? If that were the case I would sympathize with his endeavor, but I certainly would not understand it.

"Illegal substances" does that mean "illegal" illegal or "baseball" illegal. I can't imagine him putting cocaine on them so I assume it's boogers or fecal residue. Or tar. Or AIDS. 

Lastly, what the actual fuck. 

 

 

Best Visiting Clubhouse Dude. Nice.
 

I just smoked a cig for you.

Miggy and Chris Davis both hitting a ton this spring. Spring stats LOL.

Arol Vera sighting...

45 minutes ago, RBM said:

I don't either. That honor should be reserved for elite players

Elite player definition = ace pitcher definition.

1 hour ago, Lou said:

Who said anything about only HOFers?

Who’s numbers do you think should be retired?

5 minutes ago, Lou said:

I don't think either number should be retired. 

If we only retired numbers of HOFers who retired with an Angels cap on, the wall would be almost bare and Mikey would be wearing #26 or somethin’.

4 hours ago, RBM said:

Garret Anderson.

Wait, why isn't Tim Salmon the answer to any of these questions? Is there an underlying agenda at play here?

I voted that Salmon was better than GA.

My underlying questions were to show that although GA was not as good, he did alot of things not many have and holds many single game, season, and totals records for the club.

My personal opinion is that we should retire numbers 15 and 16.

Here’s the next one-

Who has the Angels single season record for extra base hits?

21 minutes ago, RBM said:

Garret Anderson

Correct! GA had 56 doubles in 2002.

17 hours ago, Dick B Back said:

Who has the Angels record for most RBIs in a game?

Too easy, I know.

How about who has the Angels record for most doubles in a season?

Alternative fact.

Who has the Angels record for most RBIs in a game?

2 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Yep, All Star MVP in 1962.

1 hour ago, Lou said:

Fred Lynn 

Correct! One more to go - somebody old might know.