hats4bats

The way I used to sit on your face and wrinkle it

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Brennan Ibanez

Most of these player threads end up putting them into a slump but i'll play along...way to go Howie.

oh you guys are killing me HAHAHAHAHA

Wish you good luck Shuck

Dude almost resigned in 2010 because of coke.

 

LOL this calls for a change of pants

Smart to resign before he ended up on the DL

Kennys Vargas, 6 HR and 31 RBI since his major-league debut on August 1st.

So he's due?

Maybe he's not plugged in

Eleventeen 

Steve Soliz

 

Stévé Sólíz-o

Standing ovation 

That's an acceptable answer!

Only person on the list I was familiar with was Hollandsworth and I remember he was a very mediocre ROY soooo.... thumbs up!

Super rookies of the seasonal happenings

Who is Jim Abbott?

Go out and get another established starter OR go to a 4 man rotation. 

Looking at the rotation spot in question, only 1 of the remaining 6 starts would be in a hitting friendly stadium (Tejas).

The rest would be in Anaheim (3 starts), Minnesota, and Seattle.

 

One other downside for Colon regarding pitching here, granted just 1 game:  he allowed 9 runs (4 HRs) in 5 innings on April 13. 

 

One has to wonder though, with his being currently in the D.R. for his mom's funeral tomorrow, would he channel that sadness into dedicating the rest of this season to her and reaching back to his 2011 success level for a 1-2 months stint?   Especially being in a post-season race?

He had 2 out of 3 QS's as a Skanks pitcher vs the A'ths in 2011, and is 1 for 1 in QS's this season vs the A'ths.    

I heart that last sentence

I suggest it was Professor Plum, in the study, with the gloves

I'm pretty sure fans being cocky will have absolutely zero effect on the game tonight.

I agree because I never said it would have an effect on the game.

Worse line-ups have done pretty well against the Angels in the past so I see nothing to be cocky about. Have to take care of business.

Gonna have to pay the MAX

"if a man's lights are about to go out...the fat lady can't sing if its not over"

There will be a Parade! And Balloons! And Cupcakes! And Head & Shoulders for Everyone!!!!!

This^^^