bucbrett

Look man, about five years ago I was watching the show Taxicab Confessions and in one scene a couple gets into the cab and it's this squirrelly looking dude with this really hot blonde. Right away I thought "Man, how did that guy get her?!?!" Well, about five minutes later the blonde starts taking with the guy and the cab driver about getting his junk removed.
That was a no-fap Friday for ol' Brett. I went to bed feeling tricked and confused.

Look man, about five years ago I was watching the show Taxicab Confessions and in one scene a couple gets into the cab and it's this squirrelly looking dude with this really hot blonde. Right away I thought "Man, how did that guy get her?!?!" Well, about five minutes later the blonde starts taking with the guy and the cab driver about getting his junk removed.
That was a no-fap Friday for ol' Brett. I went to bed feeling tricked and confused.

Butcher
**** it

I would go on craigslist, plentyoffish, and socal aol chatrooms. I would instant message all these girls and they would send me their myspace pages. On these myspaces pages, these girls would have all these pictures of when they were in their early 20's in their tight little bodies partying drinking and having a great time. Then they would tell me how they are in ther late 20's or early 30s now and they were mature and they arent party girls anymore and how they wont do all kinds of kinky stuff after a slice of pizza at costco. Theyd go on and tell me how they have self respect now and you have to be in a relationship for a year before they will kiss and all this nonsense. And I would think, what the freaking f*ck, what kind of idiot would buy this now robust sloppy cows for a hefty price when they were giving out the steak and milk for cheap just a while ago.
 
As an Angel fan, I have felt like that idiot the last two years and Pujols, Wilson and Hamilton are those single mom ex whores who somehow managed to dupe us into buying the cows.

LOL perfect.  Thanks again Downs!

I've read the op four times and I'm convinced I'm missing something. There's no way a Machado for Conger trade was just suggested as something to look at. That's just silly. Hold out until they throw in Bundy and Gausman for gods sakes.

The Oilers really helped the Ducks by  beating Chicago.
 
Well done Oilers!!

Congrats on the win bucbrett

Disappointing. The interview was better than the performance. I give this 2 faps out of 5 on the Lubriderm Scale.

There is talk now of making visors mandatory.  Current players would be allowed to finish their careers without a visor if they choose.  I don't think visors should be mandatory.  I agreed with mandatory helmets, as that can be a life and death issue like motor cycle helmets.
 
Mandatory visors will change the game.  As of now, players who instigate with a visor on get the extra 2 minutes for unsportsmanlike conduct.  In my experience, guys with shields (full or half) are more reckless with their sticks.  Some might say, "Just take the helmet/visor off before fighting"... Well, that's just not realistic in every situation.  Fights don't always evolve as slowly as in "Goon" or "Youngblood."
 
I agree with some players that the league is being hypocritical.  They say they want the players to be safer, but they also know that there will always be a need for enforcing.  My league is the same way.  Fighting gets a player a two-game suspension (in a 20 game season), with season-suspension for the second fight.  High-sticking penalties are only dealt at face value; there is no consideration for how many games the cut player might miss.
 
I remember a few years back when one of the Dallas Stars almost had his nose ground-off by his visor.  There have been other incidents where a glancing blow from a high stick got caught under a visor and caused more damage than it would have. 
 
I have been cut many times on my face, and tried a full shield and half-visor.  I even tried a half-cage visor, but I'm more comfortable without.  We are adults like NHL'ers, and are still given the choice.

Blue Jackets win 4-3 in shootout.
 
 
2009-10:   Fall for Hall
 
2010-11:   No Wins for Hopkins
 
2011-12:   Fail for Nail
 
2013:        Slow, Painful Death for Seth

Paajarvi does have great upside to be a really good bottom 6 player. Big, good skater. He has all the tools. I remember when people were talking about him as a potential first liner. It's a shame his offense never totally panned out. Hopefully MPS can manage to succeed as a bottom sixer. I think he will. Too talented not to.

I'll go with Crosby.  I like his linemates Kunitz/Neal and Kunitz/Dupuis slightly more as a whole than Stamkos' which has generally been with two of St. Louis/Conacher/Purcell.  Crosby with more total points, Stamkos settles for his third Rocket Richard trophy.

The OP should bet 10K on the Angels on Friday. They're due to win a game.

They've also got a decision to make with Iginla with the deadline coming.  They just seem like they're on a treadmill to nowhere.  Must be an Alberta thing.....

Disappointing. The interview was better than the performance. I give this 2 faps out of 5 on the Lubriderm Scale.