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3 hours ago, jsnpritchett said:

They're a weird team.  They got outscored during the regular season and if they win tomorrow and get into the WS, in all likelihood they will have gotten outscored in the Championship Series, too.

They don't do anything particularly well at the plate or on the mound.  They were 7th in the NL in runs scored and 10th in runs allowed.  They did make the fewest errors in the NL, so that's....something, I guess?

But if they do somehow manage to win the WS, they'll be one of the dullest teams to do it in recent years, for sure.

Another of so many ways Manfredtoinette has ruined baseball.

Trashtros eliminated!

Trashtros are one win away.  MF this dynasty and John Wayne.

Rangers getting to the WS if they don't blow it but Asteriks likely getting eliminated.

Go Philly especially for Marsh and they're gonna win it anyways.  This team just forking has it.

Triggering incels and Doyer fans at once!

M-I-C

See you get eliminated.

K-E-Y

Why, because you suck.

As if I need another reason to hate the Rangers AND Creed.  Forking Eddie Vedder aping douchebag.  Looking like two teams I hate in the ALCS again like last year.

Go anyone NL since Doyers are gonna get eliminated again.

9 straight losing seasons and a bad farm system.  If it quacks like blame, it is.  Simple as that.

Dedicated to Mets fans who thought he wouldn't ruin the Mets the way he ruined our team.  Serves him right.

10 hours ago, Swordsman78 said:

Considering the epic injury season combined with the collapse of the SP, that spread is about what one would expect.  (except Hubs, who thinks they should have overcome all that and won the division).

If only it weren’t a 9 season losing streak.  Silver lining my ass.

Yankees, Cobain, Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin, Winehouse, Jones

I never get tired of this song.

On 9/16/2023 at 8:17 AM, Taylor said:

At least nobody died.

Or got knocked out like Anderson.

This was one of the worst but 2022 was the one that broke me.  2013 was embarrassing as well.  We lost the season series to Houston in their 1st awful season in the AL ffs.

Mets are eliminated.  Suck it, Eppler!

29 minutes ago, eligrba4ever said:

When Wayne mentioned the 30-years of Detroit  not sweeping the Angels in Anaheim, I knew today would be this day. And the 8 straight losing seasons remark sealed the Angels fate today.

And getting swept by this year's A's ffs.  This team keeps doing the hare losing to tortoise shit and it's got to stop.  Anyone got some Arte punching bags?  I could use one right now.  Sick of this team going full Simple Jack against worse teams.

DRAGO, er, MORENO!

If you can't even beat goddamn Detroit and Oakland when it matters most, you need to be sold.  That's like losing to that British football team from that Brady episode of Family Guy.  This team has gone full Simple Jack in terms of fundamental baseball.

1 hour ago, Dtwncbad said:

Isn’t this about when you get back to complaining about greedy billionaires?

This is where you post about how much you love having a team with 9 straight losing seasons.  Trashstro nation will welcome you with open arms.

And Arte wonders why people hate him for not selling the team.  Hell with excuses, he's not the only reason but the MAIN reason why we have a long season losing streak.  If it quacks like the reason...

On 9/3/2023 at 3:07 PM, SoCalDucksFan said:

Well, they're in good company.  According to tv announcers, only other team swept by Oakland were the Orioles.

That’s because 2023 Orioles spells 2023 Orioles and we’re the team that makes worse teams look better with our hare losing to tortoise crap.

So we’re gonna lose to every team and every game now that the A’s own us.

Congrats, you’re the baseball equivalent of the silly ninnies football from that Family Guy episode.  You must be proud.

You dumb remedial MFers lost at least 2 of 3 to the cellar dwellers.  You had one job.  This is why people laugh at your "hare loses to tortoise" crap.

You happy channeling your inner Rachel Phelps, Farte?  We ain't laughing.

14 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

Why are the Halos playing at Philly and Atlanta two straight seasons?

Because Rob Manfred is doing to the game what Fred Durst did to alternative rock in the late 90s.

So we're gonna lose against non Oakland teams the rest of the season.  Yawn.

9 straight seasons.   You must be very proud of yourself Farte.  We're not even good against interleague anymore.

4 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

Great job by Canning!

Rengifo continues to rake in the lead off spot.

But, WTF Moore and Lopez????

Moore with his first mini-slump stretch this year 

Still, Meatloaf’s song applies to this weekend.

On top of all that, against our old GM.  The series win and season for Mets serves you right, Eppler.  Good forking riddance.

Didn't watch the game but I got some Memorial Day weekend one year deal for Peacock at $19.99.  Haven't watched much except for some Murder, She Wrote episodes.

51 minutes ago, eligrba4ever said:

The question is, who do you dislike the most? Texas, Seattle or Houston?

The one that has yet to win and doesn't cheat.