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Such tremendous leadership he is displaying.

"After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe." "That's unbelievable!" "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital." "You ran?" "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'" "Holy cow!" "Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!" "How could you do that?" "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!" "You're Batman." "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop." "You kept making all the stops?" "Well, people kept ringing the bell!" "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?" "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line." "You did all this for a pinky-toe?" "Well, it's a valuable appendage."

Also, don't forget to cancel Showtime on the 15th.

That's a lot of orange.

Tank's attic.

My chair at home.

Friends started out funny, but fell apart in the last 4-5 seasons. Ross had to be one of the worst sitcom characters of all time. Also Chandler stopped being funny once they had him marry Monica, and quit popping pills.

Happy birthday

Took awhile, but nice win.

Let's do it!

I'm pretty sure "having fun with Mountain Dew" breaks 3 or 4 of the ten commandments.

Tank's birthday.

He has a midget's head, on a real person's body.

What is wrong with you?

.ru I knew Blarg was a commie.

That's why I only use finallyfast.com. My computer is running fast. Finally. finallyfast.com

I'm with you on this.

I'm with you on this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popular_opinion_in_the_United_States_on_the_invasion_of_Iraq

Everyone was for the war in Iraq?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Loved Shaun Of The Dead. didn't really care for Hot Fuzz. It had it's funny moments, but it was kind of all over the place, and too long.

I've seen A Million To Juan starring Paul Rodriguez. Does that count?

GI Joe was my toy when I was a kid. The first movie was awful, but this one looks like it might be slightly better. On demand.