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Are you all kidding? I am not going all-in to aid and a bet in this nonsense.

I don't know about just a one season suspension, since Pete Rose was banned for life. Now MLB is going to have to make a decision and they should do what they should have done a long time ago and reinstate Pete Rose, he has served his damn time. They need to make a serious rule like a 3-5 year ban, but this lifetime bullsh*t is a bridge too far in my opinion. There has to be some middle ground or just stick with the lifetime ban. Just be consistent, because now their backs are to the wall with Shohei potentially violating the same rule.

Ippei has dishonored his master, so it is a sure bet he will commit seppuku. EDIT: I should probably read the whole thread, first, in order not to Craig a seppuku post.

Mandatory "over or under +/- 3.7 games"

Don't worry @T.G. your quote is still the creamy middle between @tdawg87's quotes... eww oh wait, I'm so sorry.

Make that $454 million and you could put up an entirely different picture there.

I changed my signature block after I stopped laughing my ass off....

"A Pete Rose by any other name would smell as sweet"

Waiting for a normal domestic flight must have been a Seoul-sucking event for him....

No Ippei no!!!! Say it ain't so!

With one gif, you have turned this thread into "click (master) bait".

This was well written and executed, good job @CartiHalos !

"Latino's for Bauer"

I bet the Las Vegas bookies had long shot odds for Sydney Australia, it must have been way down under.

Then I stand corrected, I was right all along!

Well I stand corrected about Boras and his clients, this late into the season. They are clearly not getting enough juice for the squeeze at this point ahead of Opening Day.

My immediate first thought when I saw the thread title, ha!

It's the old baseball adage, that, and I am paraphrasing here, if you "can't find or afford a starter, grab a bullpen arm."

I didn't even say the 'Snell pace' pun and I am still catching fire. I better take shellter.

Boy, I can only imagine how Moreno will act if he perceives that Boras has screwed them over again, a la Teixeira...

Come on Chuck, make those two work!

Could be a personality mesh thing combined with a lack of effort, possibly? Lately, the Angels seem (and rightfully in my opinion) focused on building the best clubhouse environment they can create.

And when it comes to this, you are probably going to lose, unfortunately, Ocho...

Not sure why Mike Trout isn't on this list. Or Kobe Bryant for that matter. Not saying they are necessarily the choice, but I think they were both good enough to place on the list, at least.