Suarez needs to be DFA'd before they get back home.
If someone claims him and he goes on to be the CY Young winner for the next 5 years, good for him. It is never, ever going to happen here.
Reminds me of the early days of email at work. I called the IT guy to let him know that I couldn't access my email on the PC. He told me to send him and email with the details and he would work on it later.