TeemuTrout

If Trout left the Angels he would become the enemy.

That, and he has a severe case of tunnel vision.

And he'll be playing with Kesler on the 2nd line, not in the bottom 6 like he did in New York, if I'm remembering correctly.

I hope Carolina doesn't move because when the team is good, they're a pretty good hockey town. The team has just been so bad for so long... I'd also like the give the Panthers another few years to see if this current team can bring in more fans (they've never had any sustained success). They got a really nice nucleus with Ekblad, Barkov, Huberdeau, and Bjugstad. Exciting times are ahead for the franchise no matter where they are located. Arizona definitely needs to move though, and if Florida doesn't start to gain real traction soon, they should too.

The Hurricanes play in Raleigh, North Carolina.

I agree with most of those, but I think Maroon will be closer to 40-45 points, and I think Rakell will still be around 35. I think in a couple years Rakell will be a 55 points or so type of guy. It would be awesome though if Getzlaf and Perry had massive years and one of them won the Art Ross. Watching Perry win the goal scoring title in 2011 was so fun. I think it's possible if they get the powerplay back up and running, because they're already two of the best even strength scorers in the league.

Granund plays much tougher minutes for Minnesota than Rakell does for Anaheim. Rakell couldn't handle Granlund's role yet. and I'd say Arizona has the worst group of centers. They have Hanzal... and that's pretty much it, unless Strome makes the team but I think he'll be back in the OHL.

It's cool, it's always nice to have something to talk about, no matter how good or bad the article may be.

Oh, don't be silly! Sbisa is worse than Matt Joyce.

It's going to be more like a combination of Tampa's and Columbus's. The sides facing the goals won't be as small as Tampa's scoreboard.

The San Jose Sabrecats will play the Jacksonville Sharks (San Jose vs the Sharks?) in beautiful Stockton, California. http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_28687386/sabercats-clinch-arenabowl-berth This league is a shell of it's former self, and it's former self was already a joke. Let's go Kiss!

He gets stoned, man.

He smelled the lasagna Scioscia's wife sent over, so he just had to get things done quickly.

That link is 4 years old. Face it, they're never going to renovate.

Yeah Mora's a douche

It definitely won't be as loud inside during the regular season.

East- Jays Central- Royals West- Astros WC- Skanks and Rags

It's hard not to be a BA fan. Great coach and even better guy.

Santorelli has played plenty of RW. They'd move him to the wing before Horcoff, fwiw. My guess: Maroon-Getzlaf-Perry Hagelin-Kesler-Silfverberg Cogliano-Horcoff-Santorelli Sekac-Rakell-Stewart Curious to see what happens to Wagner, since they can't send him down without going through waivers.

Vatanen's definitely not untouchable. Considering he puts up a lot of points, he could easily price himself out of town. I don't know if the Ducks could afford to give Vatanen $4.5M+ to be a 4/5 PP specialist. And guys, it's "Despres".

I sometimes cry when I watch that Glaus double.

Yeah, Pujols and Giovatella at SS and 2nd is a great idea.

It may be cartoonish, but at least it doesn't look like it's from a Japanese anime porno, like San Jose's logo Neither the Mighty Ducks logo or the webbed D are the greatest logo of all time, but I have no idea how anybody could say either one sucks (like I see on HF and twitter all the time). Both are pretty good imo.

IIRC, technically his sons "own" the Avs and Nuggets.

This guy's black? There's a black guy in the world named Jared?