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If the mods are like "Barney" - I guess that would make you "Otis."  Barney would lock up Otis for being drunk. The mods reprimand you for being a stupid a-hole. The nice thing about Otis is that he would sober up by the morning. In your case, when you wake up in the morning - you're still an ignorant a-hole.

Thanks.  It was a call out to the universe. I happened to pick up the line.
Trust me,  i have a list.
No offense, but if you were on top of things, I wouldn't be necessary. 
In any case, I'm your huckleberry. 
 

Maybe you should remember where your head is and pull it out of your butt before you take your next dump. That might help with your diarrhea of the mouth.

Maybe you should remember where your head is and pull it out of your butt before you take your next dump. That might help with your diarrhea of the mouth.

Miss me, Mr. Troll?
I'm calling you "mister" because I don't know you well enough (or do I?).
Let's cut the BS. Your view of the Halos changed so much when they decided to sign Hamilton over Hunter that you created "Hamiltown."
You're just bitter that your fifteen minutes of fame disappeared with Matsuiland. Those 15 minutes were like crack to a narcissist like you.
You've been trying to make yourself relevant ever since. When all your big talk about the stadium and Arte blew up in your mug and when Trout signed his extension it really pissed you off.
You've tried to be funny, but you failed. You act like you speak with authority, but you're just a wannabe.
All you have left is trolling. It's the only thing that brings you any notoriety and there's no way in hell, you will give that up.
This act of being a detached fan is yet another narrative that makes you feel like you're better than the rest of us fans.
You don't have any equity with this group. That's why you get called out for stupid comments when others don't.  You act like the victim.
The Angels aren't your hobby, trolling is.

I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.
 

Army Aunts kick ass.  Put honey on one and they go to town. 

If karma was an actual thing - we'd fine you in the middle of no where, butt naked, with your head stuck in the toilet of a port-a-potty - your butt covered in honey with an army aunt colony living under the out house. 

If the mods are like "Barney" - I guess that would make you "Otis."  Barney would lock up Otis for being drunk. The mods reprimand you for being a stupid a-hole. The nice thing about Otis is that he would sober up by the morning. In your case, when you wake up in the morning - you're still an ignorant a-hole.

Thanks.  It was a call out to the universe. I happened to pick up the line.
Trust me,  i have a list.
No offense, but if you were on top of things, I wouldn't be necessary. 
In any case, I'm your huckleberry. 
 

If the mods are like "Barney" - I guess that would make you "Otis."  Barney would lock up Otis for being drunk. The mods reprimand you for being a stupid a-hole. The nice thing about Otis is that he would sober up by the morning. In your case, when you wake up in the morning - you're still an ignorant a-hole.

Were you dropped on your head as a child or was that a more recent event?

If karma was an actual thing - we'd fine you in the middle of no where, butt naked, with your head stuck in the toilet of a port-a-potty - your butt covered in honey with an army aunt colony living under the out house. 

Thanks.  It was a call out to the universe. I happened to pick up the line.
Trust me,  i have a list.
No offense, but if you were on top of things, I wouldn't be necessary. 
In any case, I'm your huckleberry. 
 

Were you dropped on your head as a child or was that a more recent event?

I got a call, so I showed up.  I'm funny that way.  
I love the Halos and I frickin' hate Trolls.
What else you do you need to know?

Were you dropped on your head as a child or was that a more recent event?

If karma was an actual thing - we'd fine you in the middle of no where, butt naked, with your head stuck in the toilet of a port-a-potty - your butt covered in honey with an army aunt colony living under the out house. 

If karma was an actual thing - we'd fine you in the middle of no where, butt naked, with your head stuck in the toilet of a port-a-potty - your butt covered in honey with an army aunt colony living under the out house. 

If karma was an actual thing - we'd fine you in the middle of no where, butt naked, with your head stuck in the toilet of a port-a-potty - your butt covered in honey with an army aunt colony living under the out house.