Dovregubben

4 hours ago, Vladdylonglegs said:

Coming off one of the richest SP FA class in history Andrew Heaney is the opening day starter for the Angels. Remember where you were today. 

Maybe you should remember where your head is and pull it out of your butt before you take your next dump. That might help with your diarrhea of the mouth.

The resident troll is still looking for his "I told you so moment" where he can claim the Angels are:

• Stupid
• Dirty
• Poorly Managed
• Poorly owned
• Inferior to the Yankees
• Whatever fits his narrative

He's not interested in a discussion, he just wants attention and we are giving it to him.

2 minutes ago, RendZone said:

Maybe you should try farmersonly.com

Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't want to date you.

2 minutes ago, RendZone said:

You mentioned something about having equity with this group. 

I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.

14 minutes ago, Jay said:

Actually your 15 minutes expired about 24 hours ago.

 

I'm an anonymous dude on a message board.

You're a troll in training.

One of us is more likely to seek attention.

Let's see if you can figure it out.

Miss me, Mr. Troll?

I'm calling you "mister" because I don't know you well enough (or do I?).

Let's cut the BS. Your view of the Halos changed so much when they decided to sign Hamilton over Hunter that you created "Hamiltown."

You're just bitter that your fifteen minutes of fame disappeared with Matsuiland. Those 15 minutes were like crack to a narcissist like you.

You've been trying to make yourself relevant ever since. When all your big talk about the stadium and Arte blew up in your mug and when Trout signed his extension it really pissed you off.

You've tried to be funny, but you failed. You act like you speak with authority, but you're just a wannabe.

All you have left is trolling. It's the only thing that brings you any notoriety and there's no way in hell, you will give that up.

This act of being a detached fan is yet another narrative that makes you feel like you're better than the rest of us fans.

You don't have any equity with this group. That's why you get called out for stupid comments when others don't.  You act like the victim.

The Angels aren't your hobby, trolling is.

This was way too easy.

Dude, I know you've been searching for your next 15 minutes of fame ever since Matsui left - but your act is old and tiresome.

The laughter you hear isn't people laughing with you - they're laughing at you. You're just too dumb to know the difference.

If the mods are like "Barney" - I guess that would make you "Otis."  Barney would lock up Otis for being drunk. The mods reprimand you for being a stupid a-hole. The nice thing about Otis is that he would sober up by the morning. In your case, when you wake up in the morning - you're still an ignorant a-hole.

17 minutes ago, Chuckster70 said:

Welcome to AngelsWin.com, @Dovregubben. How did you hear about us? Or should I say, who phoned in the call for your services?

Thanks.  It was a call out to the universe. I happened to pick up the line.

17 minutes ago, Chuckster70 said:

Keep an eye on @RendZone & @Troll Daddy. Our two resident trolls! 

Trust me,  i have a list.

No offense, but if you were on top of things, I wouldn't be necessary. 

In any case, I'm your huckleberry. 

42 minutes ago, RendZone said:

Was Stassi hit by pitch for cheating in 2017?

Were you dropped on your head as a child or was that a more recent event?

Thanks bro, but I don't need the money. I have plenty of lettuce under my mattress. I'd show it to you, but I heard that any time you get near a mattress, weird things happen and Five-O shows up.

4 minutes ago, PattyD22 said:

Yep.  I’m a bro, bruh.

Not you?

15 minutes ago, ettin said:

Well as a point of reference, Patty Cake, Patty Cake was a Baker's Man.

I thought Patty Cakes was a fat chick that did a movie about becoming a rapper. 

I got a call, so I showed up.  I'm funny that way.  

I love the Halos and I frickin' hate Trolls.

What else you do you need to know?

2 hours ago, Vladdylonglegs said:

I wonder how many more years of “bad luck” until the training staff gets canned. 

I wonder how many more years of shitty posting by a troll like you before someone bans your ass. 

Army Aunts kick ass.  Put honey on one and they go to town. 

1 minute ago, PattyD22 said:

The presentation gets an A, but the spelling and grammar gets a C-.

Work on that

Bro, I'm all about the presentation. You are a bro, right?  With a name like Patty, I'm not sure. I'm not about to let spelling and grammar get in the way of making a point 

13 minutes ago, RendZone said:

It’s bad karma from laughing at other teams injured players. 

If karma was an actual thing - we'd fine you in the middle of no where, butt naked, with your head stuck in the toilet of a port-a-potty - your butt covered in honey with an army aunt colony living under the out house.